Fire Emblem: Awakening

You'd cruise around the Western Isles kicking the crap out of other pirates, all while making women smile and villains revile.
Your only berserker is Fargus, but you'll have access to a host of other pirates that promote into scalawags, swashbucklers, and buccaneers. You can bring as many pirates to battle as you want, but every pirate that you don't bring will be "swabbing the deck". This causes your ship to improve by having ballistae installed on the deck, and increasing the cargo space so you can carry more loot from the towns- err... pirates that you raid. Get your ship improved enough and you'll soon find yourself the owner of a whole fleet! Remember, the fewer pirates you bring into battle, the faster your ship will improve. And just so you know, Fargus's pirate crew is so badass that they don't don't even need to know what a bow IS in order to use a ballista.
Once you've had your fill of the Western Isles, sail east and Fargus discovers a new continent, which he names Fargussica. Now you get to make women smile and villains revile all over again!

ps no nosferatu
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Yes, racism is justified. -The_Kid3000

Id buy it
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"Big lizard in my backyard, i can't afford to feed him anymore"

This would be great, but the only song I could think of for the title screen was this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4g_ua5es
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"I, as it happens, am an archer! ....The archest of archers in fact."