Spend at least an hour customizing my character, creating an entire backstory for them in my head.
These. And let us not forget Tears of joy and thanking the Academy.
I'm actually going to walk into the store with the FE:A theme BLASTING on my phone, I'm going to take my bundle and physical copy, and then without a word of explanation turn around and march right out of the store.
...And the police tackles you because you forgot to pay for it.