Epic Rap Battle: Marth vs Roy

#12wingedangelPosted 3/5/2013 7:31:06 PM
Marth: ...
Roy: ...
Marth: ...
Roy: ...
Marth: ...
Roy: ...

Who won?
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#2pizzaman95Posted 3/5/2013 7:35:28 PM
Chrom.
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#3Rideps1Posted 3/5/2013 7:36:32 PM
The Doctor.
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#4RDS1Posted 3/5/2013 7:38:49 PM
We like Ike.
#5bcoulter1994Posted 3/5/2013 7:39:57 PM
We all lose cuz that aint rap
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#6MarioLinkGenofaPosted 3/5/2013 7:45:34 PM
I'll give this a shot.
Be Gentle, not black.

Marth: Oh hey a red head, tales one axe to be a dead head. No stats, no class, bland as a box, it's no wonder in Melee you can't beat Fox. In every game you're **** tier, so just stay back there, I got this in the bag like all those wives you should have never had.
Roy: Oh look, it's Seliph! Or is it Ike? Honestly, you might want to dye your hair white. You're such a generic animu player that your personal weapon is a "rapier". honestly? Could you do something with a bit of testoterone? Or perhaps I should call you gaming first heroine?
Marth: I'm the original, the tried and true classic. You're like a rip off born from a red neck. I'm such a staple that no one can hate, at least one of my games actually made the states.
Roy: ...Oh, lookie here, someone is bringing up games. But in Melee I bring you more shame. I got a sword with teh phire, I'll launch you higher, people loved how I wasn't generic while you're just "another sword user" so just forget it
Marth: ...at least I didn't debut in Melee
Roy: ...jerk
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#7Zio_DynePosted 3/5/2013 7:48:25 PM
Roy has teh supa hot fire.
He'd win without even having to rap.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/THE-RAP-BATTLE.gif
#8kissmahbuttPosted 3/5/2013 7:49:13 PM
Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk1hElpPXyI
#9lblare123Posted 3/5/2013 7:50:09 PM
Roy's our boy!
#10Valorous_RolandPosted 3/5/2013 7:50:22 PM
...MarioLinkGenofa, you just made my life with that post.
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