Marth: Oh hey a red head, tales one axe to be a dead head. No stats, no class, bland as a box, it's no wonder in Melee you can't beat Fox. In every game you're **** tier, so just stay back there, I got this in the bag like all those wives you should have never had. Roy: Oh look, it's Seliph! Or is it Ike? Honestly, you might want to dye your hair white. You're such a generic animu player that your personal weapon is a "rapier". honestly? Could you do something with a bit of testoterone? Or perhaps I should call you gaming first heroine? Marth: I'm the original, the tried and true classic. You're like a rip off born from a red neck. I'm such a staple that no one can hate, at least one of my games actually made the states. Roy: ...Oh, lookie here, someone is bringing up games. But in Melee I bring you more shame. I got a sword with teh phire, I'll launch you higher, people loved how I wasn't generic while you're just "another sword user" so just forget it Marth: ...at least I didn't debut in Melee Roy: ...jerk
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