Epic Rap Battle: Marth vs Roy

#11bcoulter1994Posted 3/5/2013 7:52:22 PM
MarioLinkGenofa posted...
I'll give this a shot.
Be Gentle, not black.

Marth: Oh hey a red head, tales one axe to be a dead head. No stats, no class, bland as a box, it's no wonder in Melee you can't beat Fox. In every game you're **** tier, so just stay back there, I got this in the bag like all those wives you should have never had.
Roy: Oh look, it's Seliph! Or is it Ike? Honestly, you might want to dye your hair white. You're such a generic animu player that your personal weapon is a "rapier". honestly? Could you do something with a bit of testoterone? Or perhaps I should call you gaming first heroine?
Marth: I'm the original, the tried and true classic. You're like a rip off born from a red neck. I'm such a staple that no one can hate, at least one of my games actually made the states.
Roy: ...Oh, lookie here, someone is bringing up games. But in Melee I bring you more shame. I got a sword with teh phire, I'll launch you higher, people loved how I wasn't generic while you're just "another sword user" so just forget it
Marth: ...at least I didn't debut in Melee
Roy: ...jerk


.... slow clap that turns in to dramatic applause.
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#12SwampertOwnsPosted 3/5/2013 7:57:42 PM
MarioLinkGenofa posted...
I'll give this a shot.
Be Gentle, not black.

Marth: Oh hey a red head, tales one axe to be a dead head. No stats, no class, bland as a box, it's no wonder in Melee you can't beat Fox. In every game you're **** tier, so just stay back there, I got this in the bag like all those wives you should have never had.
Roy: Oh look, it's Seliph! Or is it Ike? Honestly, you might want to dye your hair white. You're such a generic animu player that your personal weapon is a "rapier". honestly? Could you do something with a bit of testoterone? Or perhaps I should call you gaming first heroine?
Marth: I'm the original, the tried and true classic. You're like a rip off born from a red neck. I'm such a staple that no one can hate, at least one of my games actually made the states.
Roy: ...Oh, lookie here, someone is bringing up games. But in Melee I bring you more shame. I got a sword with teh phire, I'll launch you higher, people loved how I wasn't generic while you're just "another sword user" so just forget it
Marth: ...at least I didn't debut in Melee
Roy: ...jerk


My gosh, someone make a vid of this. NOW.
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#13MarioLinkGenofaPosted 3/5/2013 8:11:21 PM
...may potentially happen...
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#14DemiseEndPosted 3/5/2013 8:11:56 PM
Its funny because Marth is Top Tier.....
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#15MarioLinkGenofaPosted 3/5/2013 8:13:21 PM
DemiseEnd posted...
Its funny because Marth is Top Tier.....


I was aiming for the "casual melee new***" approach when I made most of Roy's "I swag at Melee" raps.

To put it bluntly, I wanted him to lose.
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#16SwampertOwnsPosted 3/5/2013 8:13:57 PM
DemiseEnd posted...
Its funny because Marth is Top Tier.....


What I personally find funny is that, in both Melee and Brawl, I could only use Marth efficiently in one vs. one duels.
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#17ivanhellsingPosted 3/5/2013 8:14:51 PM
Rideps1 posted...
The Doctor.


the only correct answer
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#18SlaveBladePosted 3/5/2013 8:20:07 PM
Sorry, but Roy is actually a hard counter to fox in melee.

Pet peeve, get this **** right.
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#19KrazyKumaPosted 3/5/2013 11:18:19 PM
SlaveBlade posted...
Sorry, but Roy is actually a hard counter to fox in melee.

Pet peeve, get this **** right.


Where does it say that? Every place that has a matchup chart that I've seen has Fox having the advantage over Roy.
#20SlaveBladePosted 3/5/2013 11:20:15 PM
KrazyKuma posted...
SlaveBlade posted...
Sorry, but Roy is actually a hard counter to fox in melee.

Pet peeve, get this **** right.


Where does it say that? Every place that has a matchup chart that I've seen has Fox having the advantage over Roy.


He can get out of shine combos, all of his hits actually set everything else up to combo fox etc.
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