"Whoa! W-what just..." "Agh! Waugh! Damnation!" "Ptu! Ptu! ...my flesh shivers and quakes as though I were hit by a thousand Fimbulvetrs...argh..." "Blech...ick...Owain, is this befitting a hero, this distasteful groaning?" "What? How can this...this...this have anything to do with heroism!?" "How can we expect our legends to be sung through the ages if a mere dinnertime accident fazes us so?" "Wha- nobody need ever know! Every hero has some embarrassing episode! This has nothing to do with it!" "But how could you stand knowing you were brought low by something so...childish!? Could you listen to the Tale of Owain Dark without remembering this...incident...and burning with shame?" "Arrrgh! By Athos's Beard....I'll swiftly forget this! I'll beat it out of my brain if I have to!" "No! ...No." "But then..." "We must overcome this sort of trifle. We must be impervious to such triviality!" "...What do you mean?" "Let's do it again - let us inure ourselves to this until it no longer disturbs our steely facades!" "What!? That is...that is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard! This has nothing to do with heroism!" "...I'll never let you live this down, Owain, until you help me overcome it!" "Nnngh! Gah! Gods! ...Alright. Fine. Let's...let's continue...." "Trust me, Owain - after we're through with this, nobody could ever doubt the passionate grandeur of our souls!"