So since Frederick had an artist draw a naked poster of Chrom....

#131SazukeEXPosted 4/5/2013 6:48:30 PM
PK_Gaming posted...
gods

you really know how to write these

Cynthia - Wait... That pose, that glare, and that heroic aura!!! I feel invigorated and look at the army! They 're all screaming in delight and have all that energy to run around now! Yes, yes! It's all clear to me on what I must do as a Hero! Now let's see here... Hey! Who posted this?
Soldier - Sir Frederick.
Cynthia - Right! Heeeeey! Frederick! Do me, do me, do me! I'm Hero Material too!
Frederick - Oh?
Sumia - Noooooooo! Cynthia!!!


i must begrudgingly admit you have a talent for these

>_>



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#1321998_zPosted 4/5/2013 6:53:57 PM
SazukeEX posted...
Virion - Mhmhmhmhm... I'm impressed.
Libra - Hm? Is something the matter?
Virion - Back, dear lady! What I gaze upon is not worth sullying your eyes through such taint!
Libra - We alr-
Virion - What? Are you saying that I, Virion, do not match up? Such a jest!
Libra - Virion, it's m-
Virion - No, no, no! Say no more! I understand!
Libra - ?
Virion - You only say such things as your heart already belongs to the Prince!
Libra - ...
Virion - Say no more my sweet, go! Go to your sweet Prince, go before you lose your heart to one such as I!
Libra - No.
Virion - Wait? You desire me? Color me flattered but if this is how the tables have turned than come to me, my love! Come and bury your head upon my bosom as we head off into the night!
Libra - I'm a man and it's morning.
Virion - W-wait... What?
Libra - It's me, Libra. We already went through this before.
Virion - B-but this cannot be!
Libra - ...
Virion - ...
Libra - *Clears throat*
Virion - Oh my... Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Libra - I will pretend this never happened.
Virion - Right! What was said here was never said! Now if you'll excuse me I must be off now... There are some things that I must confirm.
Libra - You do that.

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Gaius - Geeze, will you stop fidgeting?
Cordelia - I thought we already went through all this? Why aren't you taking better care of yourself?
Gaius - Well excuuuse me, Princess! I'm a very important asset to this army, so I can't help it if I don't always have time to comb my hair, sew my sleeves, or-
Cordelia - Bathe.
Gaius - Ugh, why'd you have to bring that up?
Cordelia - Because today is an important day! Frederick said that important notices will posted around camp today!
Gaius - Riiight... Well, you go take care of that important stuff. I on the other hand? Well, there's this pie that's calling out to me and it would be rude of me to keep it waiting any longer. With tha-
Cordelia - NOT... SO... FAST...
Gaius - What the-
Cordelia - Come along now!
Gaius - I don't wanna!
Cordelia - Just submit already, you aren't going to win!
Gaius - How the hell are you this strong?!
Gaius - Eh...?
Cordelia - Siiiiigh... What now?
Gaius - Nothing, I just found this poster on the ground.
Cordelia - Hey! Let me see that!
Gaius - Well, what if I don't feel like sharing? Finders keepers!
Cordelia - Gaius!
Gaius - C'mon! I'm not that easy!
Cordelia - Haaah!
Gaius - Ugh! Seriously, HOW are you this strong?!
Cordelia - Now than. What do we have here?
Cordelia - ....!!!
Gaius - Hey Scarlet, you okay? ...Scarlet?
Cordelia - !!! *Nose Bleed*
Gaius - What the hell?! I said scarlet, not BLEED ALL OVER ME!
Cordelia - Aaaah! i'm sorry, I just... !!!
Gaius - Hey! Give it here, let me see that! ...!
Cordelia - G-Gaius?
Gaius - Pffft.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cordelia - Why are you laughing?! This is a serious matter!
Gaius - Guess being a Royal isn't all its cracked up to be! I just gotta rub this in Ol'Blue Blood's face!
Cordelia - What?! No! Gaius!
Gaius - You ain't catching me you behemoth!
Cordelia - Curses! How did he know I was bad at running... No! I can't fail, this is for Chrom's sake! GAAAIIIUUUSSS!!! GET BACK HERE!


Internets won: +9001.

Now for Libra and Gaius dialogues?
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#133Rideps1Posted 4/5/2013 6:55:45 PM
You get all the internets, Sazuke. All of them.
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#134SazukeEXPosted 4/5/2013 7:18:25 PM(edited)
Libra - Naga be praised!
Gaius - Wait... What?
Libra - Our Commander cares so much for his fellow man that he would go to such lengths!
Gaius - Uhhh...
Libra - The army has never been so lively before! It's as if everyone has forgotten for just this precious moment that we aren't in the middle of a dreadful war!
Gaius - Libra-
Libra - Now it is clear that I must dedicate myself evermore to the blessed Naga so that more may obtain such peace of mind!
Gaius - LIBRA!
Libra - Oh, my apologizes. Did you need something, Gaius?
Gaius - Not to rain all over your parade or anything but answer me this.
Libra - Ask away and I shall answer to the best of my ability.
Gaius - Right. Anyway, where are you getting the idea that ANYONE has obtain peace of mind?
Libra - What ever do you mean?
Gaius - There are people running all over the place, running into tents, and the screams... Ugh! Not to mention that I just saw Ol'Blue Blood tearing up the posters.
Libra - Gah! I didn't know...
Gaius - Hmm....?
Libra - Such dedication!
Gaius - Huh?
Libra - Clearly there must have been some fatal flaw that I had not yet witnessed with these posters and our good Commander has took it upon himself to save us from discovering this to save us from such scars!
Gaius - ...Are you serious?
Libra - Yes! I must be off now to see if perhaps Frederick may require aid to bring about the perfection ordained by Naga herself!
Gaius - ...Huh. Maybe there's something to this praying business after all.
Gaius - ......
Gaius - ....NAGA HEAR MY SOLEMN PRAYER! PLEASE MAKE IT RAIN DOWN FINNY CAKES SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE AND HONEY!!! IF YOU DO THIS I SHALL BECOME YOUR MOST DEVOUR FOLLOWER!
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#135SazukeEXPosted 4/5/2013 7:11:03 PM
Rideps1 posted...
You get all the internets, Sazuke. All of them.


How very kind of you.
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#136DemiseEndPosted 4/5/2013 7:32:06 PM
Imagine the beggining is the one from their S support:

Cordelia: You'll have my undivided attention if it is what it takes
Frederick: Heh. Is this a Solemn vow?
Cordelia: Absolutely
Frederick: In that case, I need you to help me with this
*gives a stack of paper
Cordelia: What.... Is this? *flips the paper
Frederick: Its a poster of Chrom's majestic naked body with a Falchion and Scale on his hands, I'm sure it can raise our troops mo....
Cordelia: *nosebleeds
Frederick: Cordelia!? Hey, Cordelia! Is it too effective?


Meanwhile in the future

Severa: Mommy, can you tell me how you end up with daddy?
Cordelia: ahh, its a long story
Frederick: hm, one day mommy and daddy are talking about their love life
Severa:What is love life?
Cordelia: you'll learn when you grow up dear...
Frederick: And daddy asked mommy to help him spread the naked poster of Uncle Chrom's majestic figure and....
Cordelia: *nosebleeds Its too soon for her to learn anything about that!
Severa: ....



Naked poster: It makes family
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#137SazukeEXPosted 4/5/2013 7:53:47 PM(edited)
Hey now. Legacies are awesome!

Chrom - I honestly don't understand why you're angry at me.
FeMU - Have you learned nothing?
Chrom - Look, it wasn't my idea! Besides, we've already seen each other naked... Many times in fact.
FeMU - Chrom!
Chrom - What? How else did we end up with Lucina?
FeMU - That's not the point...
Morgan - Mom! Dad! Guess what I found! A poster of Dad!
FeMU - !
Chrom - Gah!
Kjelle - ...
FeMU - Ummm.... Why is Kjelle with you?
Morgan - Well I after I went to see Kjelle I wanted to bring her here to meet you both officially! We're dating now!
FeMU - Since when!?
Morgan - Just this morning!
FeMU - ...
Morgan - Oh! And for some reason after seeing this poster I was reminded of when I saw Kjelle naked!
Chrom - WHAT?!
Kjelle - You did not just say that out loud! Furthermore that just happen, this morning in fact! You literally just told them that!
Morgan - I did? Sorry, sorry, sorry! You know how my memory can be!
Kjelle - That is no excuse! Come here so I can beat some sense into you!
Morgan - Kjelle~
Kjelle - Enough! You must learn that some things are not meant to be said!
Morgan - But I don't even know what I did wrong!
Kjelle - HAVE AT YOU!
Chrom - ...
FeMU - ...
Chrom - Deja vu?
FeMU - I thought we agreed never to mention that again?
Chrom - R-right...
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#138Strawberry_EggsPosted 4/5/2013 7:50:28 PM
A legacy of an overused romantic comedy/harem anime trope. :P

...So why did I still laugh?
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#139SazukeEXPosted 4/5/2013 7:53:30 PM(edited)
Strawberry_Eggs posted...
A legacy of an overused romantic comedy/harem anime trope. :P

...So why did I still laugh?


I have a talent for making dumb things funny.

Picture them all saying that with their VA's.

Yes.
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#140ViralKitePosted 4/5/2013 11:15:51 PM(edited)
I'll try my luck with a skit.

Cordelia - Frederick!
Frederick - Ah, yes, Cordelia.
Cordelia - I require your assistance.
Frederick - With what, may I ask?
Cordelia - Well, you remember those posters of Chrom from the other day?
Frederick - I... How could I forget that majestic figure.
Frederick - Yes, it was magnificent. A true work of art.
Cordelia - Well, I...
Frederick - The positioning of the sword and the scale.
Frederick - Yes, it leaves much to the imagination if I may dare say.
Cordelia - Hey, are you listening?
Frederick - Only I, Lord Chrom's most loyal follower, could have conceived such a work.
Cordelia - Frederick, focus!
Frederick - My apologies, I was remembering milord's pristine figure.
Frederick - What was it you needed again?
Cordelia - I'll be frank then.
Cordelia - How soon can you make next the poster?
Frederick - Oh, is that all?
Frederick - I've already taken the liberty to make copies of the next batch.
Cordelia - You've what?! You have?
Frederick - But of course!
Frederick - How could I not, after hearing the cries of joy from the tents?
Frederick - Ah, yes. This one features milord with an even bolder pose--naked.
Frederick - This time, I scrawled at the bottom: "May my Falchion strike true and protect Ylisse!"
Cordelia - .....nosebleed.....
Frederick - Effective isn't it?
Cordelia - Allow me to take this stack... I mean, distribute these for you Frederick!
Frederick - That would be a big help!