So since Frederick had an artist draw a naked poster of Chrom....

#1411998_zPosted 4/5/2013 11:30:45 PM
This topic, I swear.

Maribelle and Lissa dialogues.
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#142MagmarFirePosted 4/6/2013 12:13:57 AM
*the night Lucina was conceived*

Chrom: Sumia, what's wrong?
Sumia: *looks away from poster hanging above them on the ceiling* Nothing, dear. Just enjoying your...physique.

...I can't believe I just wrote that...
#143SazukeEXPosted 4/6/2013 9:20:04 AM
MagmarFire posted...
*the night Lucina was conceived*

Chrom: Sumia, what's wrong?
Sumia: *looks away from poster hanging above them on the ceiling* Nothing, dear. Just enjoying your...physique.

...I can't believe I just wrote that...


Careful. One you start you can't stop.
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#144Gold_Vanguard(Topic Creator)Posted 4/6/2013 9:29:25 AM
SazukeEX posted...
MagmarFire posted...
*the night Lucina was conceived*

Chrom: Sumia, what's wrong?
Sumia: *looks away from poster hanging above them on the ceiling* Nothing, dear. Just enjoying your...physique.

...I can't believe I just wrote that...


Careful. One you start you can't stop.


Just like Pringles.
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#145Number_0nePosted 4/6/2013 9:45:28 AM
SazukeEX posted...
Kellam - Why didn't I get a poster?!


Oh my, that poor Kellam. He can't even realize that he IS in the poster too.
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#146DragonReborn97Posted 4/6/2013 9:48:28 AM
All hail SauzkeEX! Lord of so many internees!
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#147SazukeEXPosted 4/6/2013 9:50:22 AM
DragonReborn97 posted...
All hail SauzkeEX! Lord of so many internees!


That's is very kind of you.
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#148Cheesepower5Posted 4/6/2013 9:55:32 AM
Malicia: "Chrom" wants... Me!?
Uwheee I'm so happy! Come to me my prince!
Chris: Malicia... It's a recruitment poster.
Malicia: Of course it is!
A recruitment of love, searching for a fellow broken heart!
Chris: No, like recruiting for the army.
Malicia: ...?
But how would a poster like that convince someone to join an army?
Chris: I... Haven't a clue.

Soren: ...
Ike: What's up?
Soren: !?
Gah, Ike! It's nothing, nothing!
Ike: Hmm, is that a poster?
Soren, let me see...
Soren: Ike! I didn't mean to betr-
Ike: "Chom wants you", huh...?
Say Soren, do you think this Chrom fellow is strong?
Soren: He sure looks it...
I mean - that Sword seems legendary.
Ike: Truly.
I think I'd like to challenge this "Chrom"!
Just think about it, Soren! Two warriors, crossing swords!
Soren: Oh, I'm thinking about it.
Ike: My blood is rising just thinking about it. Let's go.
Soren: ...
This could be interesting.
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#149DemiseEndPosted 4/6/2013 10:00:53 AM
Again, this one is for FredXCherche S support


Title:For a knight, loyalty is the primary virtue.

Frederick: the time has come where we need to prove our loyalty. So, Cherche, would you accompany me in the pursuit of Knights true loyalty?
Cherche: If i may
Frederick: Very well. Here.
Cherche: What.... is this?
Frederick: I had an artisan create posters emblazoned with our liege noble image. It's our lord in a bold pose-naked, save a scale in one hand and a sword in the other. And at their feet, I scrawled our new recruiting motto: "They Wants You!"
Cherche: ....
Frederick: Pardon me?
Cherche: Its just.... they have a very cute wyvern
Frederick: hm? wyverns are cute indeed, but I don't remember a wyvern in that poster.
Cherche: Very well, its an honor to fight alongside you, Sir Frederick
Frederick: The pleasure is all mine
Cherche: Wyvern to wyvern!


Future

Lucina: Thanks for the mask Gerome
Gerome: Its the least that i can do
Lucina: So, what are you going to do in the past?
Gerome: ..... nothing
Lucina: But.... why?
Gerome: My parents.....
Lucina: Huh?
Gerome: They died protecting the majestic figure of their liege.
Lucina: .....
Gerome: To mess with the past, is nothing more than dishonoring their loyaly, their devotion as a knight towards their liege. My parents is dead, and the best i can do is to honor their death
Lucina: I understand

* Lucina leaves

Gerome: Soon this will be all over, Minerva
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#150acherrylollipopPosted 4/6/2013 11:43:44 AM
MagmarFire posted...
*the night Cynthia was conceived*

Frederick: Sumia, what's wrong?
Sumia: *looks away from poster hanging above them on the ceiling* Nothing, dear. Just enjoying your...physique.


I'm so sorry, I couldn't help myself!