Yarne: *ears twitch as he looks at the poster* Panne: Yarne! What are you looking at? Yarne: oh just this picture of prince Chrom naked and holding---- aaggh!!! Mom!? Panne: Oh this little thing... Hmm not much to do with. Yarne: uh... I might die of embarrassment asking this but what do you mean by THAT? Panne: let's just say there were bigger carrots back in the warren and theres a reason i couldnt marry chrom. If only you were full blooded taguel... *leaves* Yarne: oh gods I can feel it... I'm gonna die of embarassment...
Later that evening at dinner: Yarne: okay no one seems to know about that conversation mom and I had... Owain: look at the size of this carrot! Such a piece should be named and written about for the future. Uncle Chrom have you ever seen a carrot like this hmm I guess not you don't have a big carrot in your stew... Yarne: DON'T MESS WITH A BUNNY!!! Agh I need to get out of here! Owain: hmm I guess he's upset he doesn't have a big carrot either... Nah: that's not what I heard... *sips drink while raising eyebrows in seductive manner*
I feel dirty... I need a shower --- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! <(^_^<)(>^_^)> Official Yarne of the FE: Awakening Board! Bunny monster!!!
Stahl: My lord, i will never take my eyes of you again Sully: *Slaps Stahl Unless you are about to get your ass kicked eh? Stahl: Ouch. Why Sully why? Sully: Don't you know how shameful it is to look at Chrom's Falchion Stahl: Um.... Sully: Huh? Stahl: Even when i was young, I could tell what folks feels before they said it to me Sully:.... Stahl: You'd be amazed how much you can read from a dick, IF YOU KNOW what to LOOK for --- Real Metal bounces their breast. Deal with it
Sazuke may be the head god, but do not ignore the other deities contributing! XD Seriously these are awesome!
Even though I'm not good at being intentionally funny, I'll try a short one:
Morgan(M): Poor father must be so embarrassed. Did you see how he came and tore that poster off the tent side? Nah: I can imagine. *Lowers voice to a whisper* Though if it's accurate, I hope you've inherited more from Chrom than just his hair color. Morgan(M): What was that last part, Nah? Nah: Oh nothing~ --- My 25 Most Favorite Games - http://www.unikgamer.com/members/strawberryeggs-786.html Official Nah of the Fire Emblem: Awakening board.
Cordelia looks like her head is about to asplode. --- Truth is exclusive by nature, for if it accepts non-truth, it nulls itself and the very concept of truth. Absolute truth cannot 'coexist' or 'tolerate.' Fiat.
Libra - Naga be praised! Gaius - Wait... What? Libra - Our Commander cares so much for his fellow man that he would go to such lengths! Gaius - Uhhh... Libra - The army has never been so lively before! It's as if everyone has forgotten for just this precious moment that we aren't in the middle of a dreadful war! Gaius - Libra- Libra - Now it is clear that I must dedicate myself evermore to the blessed Naga so that more may obtain such peace of mind! Gaius - LIBRA! Libra - Oh, my apologizes. Did you need something, Gaius? Gaius - Not to rain all over your parade or anything but answer me this. Libra - Ask away and I shall answer to the best of my ability. Gaius - Right. Anyway, where are you getting the idea that ANYONE has obtain peace of mind? Libra - What ever do you mean? Gaius - There are people running all over the place, running into tents, and the screams... Ugh! Not to mention that I just saw Ol'Blue Blood tearing up the posters. Libra - Gah! I didn't know... Gaius - Hmm....? Libra - Such dedication! Gaius - Huh? Libra - Clearly there must have been some fatal flaw that I had not yet witnessed with these posters and our good Commander has took it upon himself to save us from discovering this to save us from such scars! Gaius - ...Are you serious? Libra - Yes! I must be off now to see if perhaps Frederick may require aid to bring about the perfection ordained by Naga herself! Gaius - ...Huh. Maybe there's something to this praying business after all. Gaius - ...... Gaius - ....NAGA HEAR MY SOLEMN PRAYER! PLEASE MAKE IT RAIN DOWN FINNY CAKES SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE AND HONEY!!! IF YOU DO THIS I SHALL BECOME YOUR MOST DEVOUR FOLLOWER!
Final line got me laughing like a madman, but devour? If that was a deliberate typo joke, it made me wince. --- Truth is exclusive by nature, for if it accepts non-truth, it nulls itself and the very concept of truth. Absolute truth cannot 'coexist' or 'tolerate.' Fiat.