If you had possession of Falchion what would you use it for?

#21GoIdenAcePosted 4/9/2013 8:04:05 AM
hmm, so many uses...

flashlight
knife
sextoy
bug killer
virginity shield

why not use it for all of these?
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#22MilenninPosted 4/9/2013 8:05:08 AM
To fight for my friends.
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#23KantonosoPosted 4/9/2013 8:06:19 AM
delarosa1101 posted...
hmm, so many uses...

flashlight
knife
sextoy
bug killer
virginity shield

why not use it for all of these?


Because a virginity shield isn't as effective without a virgin alarm ("It's set to go off before you do!")

... I just realized that movie is probably too old for a lot of people here. Damnit, I feel old.
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#24Zloke1337Posted 4/9/2013 8:08:00 AM
Can opener
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#25pikpikcarrotmonPosted 4/9/2013 8:11:58 AM
Assuming I am the official wielder of Falchion, there's only one thing I could do: Rule.
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#26guedesbrawlPosted 4/9/2013 8:12:31 AM
I'd use the it's point to spank demons
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#27Swiftblade09Posted 4/9/2013 8:13:26 AM
Kantonoso posted...
delarosa1101 posted...
hmm, so many uses...

flashlight
knife
sextoy
bug killer
virginity shield

why not use it for all of these?


Because a virginity shield isn't as effective without a virgin alarm ("It's set to go off before you do!")

... I just realized that movie is probably too old for a lot of people here. Damnit, I feel old.


Man I haven't watched that movie in forever. I need to go dig out my copy.
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#28SuperSonicDBZPosted 4/9/2013 8:21:05 AM
Milennin posted...
To fight for my friends.


D'oh!
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#29RunetheKoopaPosted 4/9/2013 9:28:24 AM
Stopping Israel's oppression of the Palestinians.
#30kimiachiPosted 4/9/2013 9:29:02 AM
I'd chop firewood.
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