is there a reason why soldier women need to wear garters and leg lingerie?

#1Tatakai-No-KamiPosted 4/25/2013 5:19:31 AM
i hardly see how such thin fabric is even going to count as armor during a war. they obviously have a different agenda in mind...
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#2BeanBeanKingdomPosted 4/25/2013 5:21:04 AM
So that people won't notice their lack of feet.
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#3Tatakai-No-Kami(Topic Creator)Posted 4/25/2013 5:36:10 AM
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130205092715/fireemblem/images/8/8c/Nono_Official_Art.jpg

look at this. they are pink and have hearts on them. WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO FOR WAR?!
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#4BeanBeanKingdomPosted 4/25/2013 5:41:46 AM
Nowi also has a heart on her butt, your argument is invalid.
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#5Kinneth123Posted 4/25/2013 5:42:36 AM
Tatakai-No-Kami posted...
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130205092715/fireemblem/images/8/8c/Nono_Official_Art.jpg

look at this. they are pink and have hearts on them. WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO FOR WAR?!


Well, considering the character turns into a dragon for the actual fighting...
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#6BaKaDaNaaPosted 4/25/2013 5:42:57 AM
Charmin ennemy soldies, maybe?
#7Huff n puff 20Posted 4/25/2013 6:00:11 AM
Tatakai-No-Kami posted...
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130205092715/fireemblem/images/8/8c/Nono_Official_Art.jpg

look at this. they are pink and have hearts on them. WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO FOR WAR?!


Oooh look at the cute gi---OHGODS DRAGON.
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#8NME_EnterprisesPosted 4/25/2013 6:03:35 AM
It's a contingency measure. If they dress provocatively enough they won't be killed by enemies, but other things will happen to them instead. However they will still be alive and can strike back when the opportunity presents itself.

Thus it is in your army's best interests to recruit a bunch of women and put them in heart-shaped garters and lingerie while fighting on the battlefield.
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#9BeanBeanKingdomPosted 4/25/2013 6:06:51 AM
NME_Enterprises posted...
It's a contingency measure. If they dress provocatively enough they won't be killed by enemies, but other things will happen to them instead.


Great, now I'm left imagining a mechanic where you can have children from random enemies... without exactly planning it.
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#10Darkblaze53Posted 4/25/2013 6:24:56 AM
BeanBeanKingdom posted...
NME_Enterprises posted...
It's a contingency measure. If they dress provocatively enough they won't be killed by enemies, but other things will happen to them instead.


Great, now I'm left imagining a mechanic where you can have children from random enemies... without exactly planning it.


"He impregnated me with his sword!"

"You mean hi-"

"HIS SWORD."
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