CYOA: The Unnecessary Balance V

#1Neosephiroth666Posted 6/29/2013 11:44:24 PM
Hahahahaha!!! Who can contend with my glory? Who can dispute I am the Lord of all CYOA authors?! I AM INEXORABLE!!! ALL WHO OPPOSE ME SHALL FALL TO THE WAYSIDE!!! Although I'm certainly not a giant lobster...Well, maybe.

*Ahem* For all those who want to catch up, here are the links to the first four topics.

The Unnecessary Balance I: http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/643003-fire-emblem-awakening/66054268

The Unnecessary Balance II: http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/643003-fire-emblem-awakening/66149423

The Unnecessary Balance III: http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/643003-fire-emblem-awakening/66264314

The Unnecessary Balance IV: http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/643003-fire-emblem-awakening/66369711

Or, you know, simply type in the unnecessary balance in the Search Bar.

Brief summary of Part IV: Trail and Co ventured into the Dragonbone Crypts, found loot, got separated, met the Spider Queen Shelob, Leah introduced Dhaos, found more loot, Leah murdered two innocent dragons, Trail went Super Sayan on an unfortunate Golem, Leah reunited with Trail, more loot, killed the Draco Zombie, Leah equipped all the Gilgamesh Armor and ascended to Goddesshood, Trail met poor Feyna and the enigmatic leader of the Cloven Council Elrond, Elrond killed Feyna in self defense, more loot, finally completed that damn Sidequest.

Eva joined, everyone went to Rosewood for a vacation, found a slaughtered village along the way just cause, met Rathalos and reunited with Artemis and Dolin, killed a bunch of murderous Culture dudes, Anna tried to kill Leah and Freya, found more loot, lots and lots of Supports, Trail met and freed a white tiger Laguz named Brynhild, Trail went stargazing with his two best female buds, Thorn and Zarek finally got over themselves and got busy. Trail gave a heartwarming speech, and now we're off to rescue Rhiannon.

So yup. Most of Part IV was finding loot, murder, more loot, more murder, and sex. Who now denies my CYOA is the best in the world?! Huh?!

Oh and by the way.... 14 more days until the Rain of Sorrow shall fall. Bwahahahahaha.

So, let the voting continue!!!!






























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#2Spitz_of_TFFPosted 6/29/2013 11:48:38 PM
What a lovely disclaimer.
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#3Walhart_LaWrathPosted 6/29/2013 11:50:45 PM
HOW DARE YOU!

NONE ARE LIKE ME, ONGOING, LONGRUNNING CYOA OR NO!

I'll let you off this time though...

Besides, we all know by now I'm Spitz.
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#4Neosephiroth666(Topic Creator)Posted 6/30/2013 12:10:05 AM
Spitz_of_TFF posted...
What a lovely disclaimer.


I know right? Did you catch why I put that repetitive And in there? It's because real life disclaimers are usually so jumbled that the grammar is often wrong. Honestly, I'm thinking of writing that Disclaimer in every new UB Topic first post...

And btw... Just how many freaking alternates do you have?! Just I'm_Grima and this Walhart one or more? Wow, man...
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Every man alive wants to be Adol Christian. Why? He has more women than Bond, can go wherever he damn well pleases, and gods **** their pants when he speaks.
#5Spitz_of_TFFPosted 6/30/2013 12:24:27 AM(edited)
Hm? No, just Walhart.

Spikaya's Grima.

By the way, how's my puzzle going?

I figured it'd be easy enough to spot mistakes...

Though, admittedly, I'm going to be an English teacher, so what's easy for me to spot...

What? Stop talking about my Cyoa?

Okay...
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#6Neosephiroth666(Topic Creator)Posted 6/30/2013 12:39:31 AM
Spitz_of_TFF posted...
Hm? No, just Walhart.

Spikaya's Grima.

By the way, how's my puzzle going?

I figured it'd be easy enough to spot mistakes...

Though, admittedly, I'm going to be an English teacher, so what's easy for me to spot...

What? Stop talking about my Cyoa?

Okay...


Oh, your right. I had forgotten Spikaya was Grima for a moment. Sorry. And vote! I need votes! I'm too tired now. I will check your puzzle again later.
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Every man alive wants to be Adol Christian. Why? He has more women than Bond, can go wherever he damn well pleases, and gods **** their pants when he speaks.
#7Spitz_of_TFFPosted 6/30/2013 12:48:17 AM
Right, I'm rather tired myself. Anyways, I vote A, and no, I want to keep all the stat ups.

Artemis to Gale Manakete. Wind FTW!
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#8peterson0120Posted 6/30/2013 1:24:49 AM(edited)
I'll repost what I put down on the last topic for easier access.

"Yes on promoting, but I'll wait to see what the others have in mind before I say my piece on it, and yes for using our small armory of Stat-Ups. Can we get some info about the characters' growth rates and caps in their current / potential classes as well? Might make it a bit easier to prioritize who gets what. Though it'll probably take forever for you to write down..."
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#9Neosephiroth666(Topic Creator)Posted 6/30/2013 2:03:52 AM
peterson0120 posted...
I'll repost what I put down on the last topic for easier access.

"Yes on promoting, but I'll wait to see what the others have in mind before I say my piece on it, and yes for using our small armory of Stat-Ups. Can we get some info about the characters' growth rates and caps in their current / potential classes as well? Might make it a bit easier to prioritize who gets what. Though it'll probably take forever for you to write down..."


Yes, writing all that down would take forever. How about you name a few characters your mainly interested in and I'll post the info for those characters?
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Every man alive wants to be Adol Christian. Why? He has more women than Bond, can go wherever he damn well pleases, and gods **** their pants when he speaks.
#10SpikayaPosted 6/30/2013 5:43:20 AM
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Best. First post. Evar.

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HOW DARE YOU FORGET I'M GRIMA D:<
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