The Official Villiage Maiden Appreciation Topic

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2 years ago#1
you guys are right, I'm too hateful, so let's spread some love for Awakening's best character today!

-she's the best mother for Lucina, she gives +1 to everything!

-no, seriously, take a look at those caps!:

+2 Str, highest modifier, tied with Olivia
+1 Mag, second to Maribelle, but lol, why'd you want to make Lucy a magic user?
+2 Skl, the lowest out of all the possible mothers, but who cares? it's not like Lucy's going to have problems hitting or activating skills with Rightful King!
+2 Spd, the lowest, but as we all know, Spd, despite being the most valuable stat, is completely worthless past 75, or even before that in the case of Lucina since she shouldn't even be fighting the one enemy with 70 Spd, since she has Counter
+2 Luk, same as everyone else except Maribelle, but lolLuk
+0 Def, the highest modifier any of Lucy's mothers will give her! yep, the Maiden results in the sturdiest Lucina! that's a definite plus!
+0 Res, it's okay, Paladin (Lucy's best class) has above average Res anyway!

not a single negative modifier! see? she's the best!

-and since Chrom will marry her instead, that frees up a mother for an optimal father for her child! want that coveted Archer class on Inigo? Stahl passes it down too

-she's prettier than Sumia the wallflower, Maribelle the brat, Sully the man, and Olivia who dresses like a tramp but gets shy whenever you actually look at her, good god girl!

-Adolf Hitler committed suicide by gunshot on 30 April 1945 in his Führerbunker in Berlin.

Maiden made him do it

LOVE HER DAMN YOU!
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2 years ago#2
What is this... I don't even...

This is completely contradictory to the reality I know... It's like everything I've come to know is a lie...

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ENDGAME?!

Thank you for getting rid of him.

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j/k
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2 years ago#3
Endgame posted...

-she's prettier than Sumia the wallflower, Maribelle the brat, Sully the man, and Olivia who dresses like a tramp but gets shy whenever you actually look at her, good god girl!

-Adolf Hitler committed suicide by gunshot on 30 April 1945 in his Führerbunker in Berlin.

Maiden made him do it

LOVE HER DAMN YOU!


Thank you for this. Made my morning.
2 years ago#4
Just one small thing....NO GALEFORCE
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2 years ago#5
you're a Cherche fanboy

surely you of all people understand that Galeforce isn't everything
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2 years ago#6
lolMaiden
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2 years ago#7
Only if she would take off that hat.
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2 years ago#8
NO endgame don't make fun of Olivia :(
2 years ago#9
I can't help it! she's just asking for it!

"I'm going to be a famous dancer one day! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
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2 years ago#10
Endgame posted...
you're a Cherche fanboy

surely you of all people understand that Galeforce isn't everything


Point is, Gerome doesn't need it. He's badass enough already. Lucina needs Galeforce to be badass enough to be his S support. (Else I would pair him with Lon'qu!Severa)
Also, generic maiden is generic. Sumia is an ass-kicking pegasus knight with great magic growth as dark flier. Plus Chrom getting his well-fed buff is important! Warriors can't fight on an empty stomach!
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