Chrom!

#1Cheesepower5Posted 11/19/2013 3:40:44 AM
Lissa's very sweet, always eats her meat
And Virion comes on strong, bet your life he's puttin' us on!
Oh Naga!
Oh Naga!
You know I NEED some lovin'!

Move me!
Touch me!

Chrom! I'm only dancing!
She turns me on, but I'm only dancing!
She turns me on!
But don't get me wrong!
I'm only dancing!

Shepherd love is quick and clean, life's a well thumbed machine
Saw you watchin' from the stairs, you're everyone that ever cared!
Oh Naga!
Oh Naga!
You know I NEED some lovin'!

Move me!
Touch me!

Chrom! I'm only dancing!
She turns me on, but I'm only dancing!
She turns me on!
But don't get me wrong!
I'm only dancing!

Chrom! I'm only dancing!
She turns me on, but I'm only dancing!
She turns me on!
But don't get me wrong!
I'm only dancing!

Dancing!
Won't someone dance with me!?
Touch me!

ITT: Parody a song Awakening style.
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Etrian Odyssey; The only series where hardened warriors have to graduate from killing squirrels, armadillos and grasshoppers to still get stomped by a baboon.
#2SwordMasterEXPosted 11/21/2013 1:08:09 AM
Money, have to pay.
Get a good unit with DLC and you're okay.

Money, at the Gaffe.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

New shop, rarities, forged might brave sword,
Think I'll recruit me a Spotpass team.

Money, get it fast.
I'm all right Zack keep your hands off of my pack.

Money, it's a hit.
Don't give me that in-game bull****.

I'm in the hi-fidelity, premium class, Silver card set
And I think I need a Regalia chest.

Money, it's a grind.
Spend it carefree but don't take a weapon at full price.

Money, so they say,
Is the root of all Anna's trickster play.

But if you ask for some gold it's no surprise that they're
making it DLC today.

"HuHuh! I was in the right!"
"Yes, absolutely in the right!"
"I certainly was in the right!"
"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!"
"Yeah!"
"Why does anyone do anything?"
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"
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"Oh, is this a bad time? I hope I'm not interrupting anything...OR AM I?!"- Dan Smith
#3SwordMasterEXPosted 11/21/2013 2:04:35 AM
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be.
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How Grima has abandoned you.
F*** your God
Your Lord and your End.
He did this.
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why.

It's not like you wrote this fate.
It's not like you sealed him in another time.
Praise the one who led you
To ruin not paradise.
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

Oh so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you.
Pray to your Death, to your God.
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray, never break
Never---choke on a lie
Even though he's the one who did this to you
You never thought to question why

Not like you wrote this fate.
It's Not like you sealed him in another time.
Talk to the Heirophant
As if he knows the reasons why.
He did it all for you
Did it all for you
He did it all for you.
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"Oh, is this a bad time? I hope I'm not interrupting anything...OR AM I?!"- Dan Smith
#4Cheesepower5(Topic Creator)Posted 11/21/2013 2:42:15 AM
Who would be an Archer, a Myrmidon, a Thief
If he had a Dragonstone in his hand?
And who would give the EXP
To a lagging Hero's count
If he could give it to the Manakete?

Cross-eyed Nowi
Goes jumping in again
She loses no Hit Points
But she always stays in game!
Dines on all the Risen
With no need for human tools
And the throne-based 'Zerker
Won't beat her in a duel!

Laughing in the barracks
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with the Avatar.
Or maybe her attention
Is drawn by Virion,
Who watches from the sidelines as they fight.

Cross-eyed Nowi
Can't be benched for very long
She's your enemy's target
And she'll do it all day long!
She's not your damage dealer
But her mods are good and strong
She's the pedo bait of Ylisse
Will make you a Lolicon!
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Etrian Odyssey; The only series where hardened warriors have to graduate from killing squirrels, armadillos and grasshoppers to still get stomped by a baboon.
#5Sea_WyvernPosted 11/21/2013 4:56:44 PM
WTF am I reading O_O||
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#6SwordMasterEXPosted 11/21/2013 9:12:09 PM
Sea_Wyvern posted...
WTF am I reading O_O||


Drugs. Lots and lots of Drugs.
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"Oh, is this a bad time? I hope I'm not interrupting anything...OR AM I?!"- Dan Smith
#7davidledsmaPosted 11/21/2013 9:14:44 PM
SwordMasterEX posted...
Sea_Wyvern posted...
WTF am I reading O_O||


Drugs. Lots and lots of Drugs.


Ah.
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