About Inigo's Pick up lines

#1SwordMasterEXPosted 11/29/2013 12:40:45 AM
How Effective are they? - Results (113 votes)
100% Success rate, His charms are irresistable!
20.35% (23 votes)
23
99-81% Success rate, He can get with anyone except for the ones who truly count.
3.54% (4 votes)
4
80-71% Success rate, Virion's equal when it comes to bedding maidens.
4.42% (5 votes)
5
70-61% Success rate, When he speaks through dance most women will swoon.
7.08% (8 votes)
8
60-51% Success rate, Enough drinks will make for an easy yes.
5.31% (6 votes)
6
50-41% Success rate, Pity is nature's wingman.
5.31% (6 votes)
6
40-31% Success rate, Desperation can make anything sound like a sonnet.
1.77% (2 votes)
2
30-21% Success rate, Even the cheesiest lines can at least get a smile.
8.85% (10 votes)
10
20-11% Success rate, He has not failed. He just found 10,000 lines that don't work.
7.96% (9 votes)
9
10-0% Success rate, He can at least rely on the world's oldest proffesion.
35.4% (40 votes)
40
This poll is now closed.
I must know how proficient Inigo is at womanizing!

Owain's Sword Hand is powered by delusion.

Laurent's Glasses are more blinding than the sun.

Nah's Rampages cause immeasurable damage.

Cynthia's Entrance Flourishes are the epitome of glory.

Brady composes classical symphonies.
---
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
#2RDS1Posted 11/29/2013 2:12:39 AM
Those feet aren't all you'll move.
---
Official Bride and Wife of Noire
(of the Fire Emblem Awakening message board)
#3SwordMasterEX(Topic Creator)Posted 11/29/2013 1:21:47 PM
RDS1 posted...
Those feet aren't all you'll move.


Olivia won't want to spy on this midnight dance session.
---
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
#4SazukeEXPosted 11/29/2013 2:06:25 PM(edited)
100%

He attracts Kjelle and Severa with ease. Kjelle even beats him up yet she ends up wanting his babies.
---
3DS Friend Code: 3609 - 2155 - 4967
Trainer Name: Rob. Friend Safari - Fighting: Mankey, Throh, and Riolu. PM me if you add me so I can add you.
#5SwordMasterEX(Topic Creator)Posted 11/29/2013 2:34:30 PM
SazukeEX posted...
100%

He attracts Kjelle and Severa with ease. Kjelle even beats him up yet she ends up wanting his babies.


Nothing says "I want you inside me" like a solid punch to the face. Why else would Sumia sock Chrom square in the jaw?
---
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
#6davidledsmaPosted 11/29/2013 6:25:06 PM
SwordMasterEX posted...
SazukeEX posted...
100%

He attracts Kjelle and Severa with ease. Kjelle even beats him up yet she ends up wanting his babies.


Nothing says "I want you inside me" like a solid punch to the face. Why else would Sumia sock Chrom square in the jaw?


Same reason Donnel dumps Panne in a pit.
---
Divine Dragon's Blood is back in stock.
#7SwordMasterEX(Topic Creator)Posted 11/29/2013 6:28:25 PM
davidledsma posted...
SwordMasterEX posted...
SazukeEX posted...
100%

He attracts Kjelle and Severa with ease. Kjelle even beats him up yet she ends up wanting his babies.


Nothing says "I want you inside me" like a solid punch to the face. Why else would Sumia sock Chrom square in the jaw?


Same reason Donnel dumps Panne in a pit.


And the same reason Walhart offers to smash Morgan's face into a wall. It's a sign of his love.
---
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
#8SwordMasterEX(Topic Creator)Posted 12/3/2013 12:43:19 AM
So what kind of Pick up lines are they if they always fail?

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

Even worse than that?
---
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
#9Cheesepower5Posted 12/3/2013 2:56:02 AM
SwordMasterEX posted...
So what kind of Pick up lines are they if they always fail?

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

Even worse than that?


"If I said you had the body of a goddess, would you f*** me?"

"My basement is flooded, maybe you want to get locked up in it?"

"I seem to have misplaced my keys, may I have a quick look in your panties?"

"If you walked a mile in my shoes... I'd sniff them for hours."
---
Etrian Odyssey; The only series where hardened warriors have to graduate from killing squirrels, armadillos and grasshoppers to still get stomped by a baboon.
#10SwordMasterEX(Topic Creator)Posted 12/3/2013 3:32:31 AM
Cheesepower5 posted...
SwordMasterEX posted...
So what kind of Pick up lines are they if they always fail?

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

Even worse than that?


"If I said you had the body of a goddess, would you f*** me?"

"My basement is flooded, maybe you want to get locked up in it?"

"I seem to have misplaced my keys, may I have a quick look in your panties?"

"If you walked a mile in my shoes... I'd sniff them for hours."


"Someone should cut your arm off because you stole my heart."

"I feel something growing in between you and me. We should make a connection before it gets too big."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?"

"They say you can't buy love, but I'd sell you my body for just one night."
---
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke