The Official Henry Unappreciation Topic

#1EndgamePosted 1/31/2014 11:57:20 AM
-he's ****ing crazy

-he starts out capable of abusing Nosferatu, and thus, breaks the game

-he keeps on talking about dying, complete with wanting to die a "horrible bloody death, oh, but no ouchies!" christ man, get some help!

-his jokes are pretty lame

-in his supports with Cordelia, he consults the dark one herself.....

proof:

http://serenesforest.net/wiki/index.php/Awakening_Supports/Cordelia_Henry

how the **** can we trust someone who goes to LISSA for advice?!

or perhaps Lissa is the source of his madness to begin with.....

-http://serenesforest.net/wiki/index.php/Awakening_Supports/Henry_Gerome%28PC%29

Geeze, you make my rampant stalking sound so sinister!


the ****?!

-on Sunday, 28 June 1914, at approximately 10:45 am, Franz Ferdinand and his wife were killed in Sarajevo, the capital of the Austro-Hungarian province of Bosnia and Herzegovina, by Gavrilo Princip

Lissa made him do it, but she learned the hexes from Tharja, who thought it was a good idea to do so because she was drunk from Ricken giving her a few drinks in hopes of scoring, and Vaike is the one who purchased those drinks for Ricken, who couldn't do it himself due to his young appearance, because Vaike thought he was maintaining his "cool guy" image by doing so, a status he felt was threatened because he overheard Laurent reassure Yarne by insisting that there's someone more uncool in the army in Vaike and his cheesy one liners, they were on the subject of cheesy one liners because Cynthia walked by (and tripped), Cynthia was walking by because she heard Cherche was making pancakes, which she was, but she didn't make enough pancakes for everyone (after factoring in she fed most of them to Minerva)

Gaius was most upset that he did not get any pancakes, so he decided to relieve stress by stealing, he stole Gregor's vodka and sold it to Vaike, Gregor decided to try another beverage in place of his stolen vodka: wine coolers, which made him chatty and he ended up talking drunken Tharja into teaching Lissa the hexes, Kellam saw Gaius steal Gregor's vodka, for Gaius did not notice him, but Kellam didn't even TRY to stop Gaius, he just stood there and thought "why even bother?"

Nowi was the one who gave Cherche the idea to make pancakes in the first place, but she didn't know what a pancake was until Nah told her about them, Frederick let Nowi join the discussion on what to feed the army, because Olivia is the one that convinced him that everyone should have a say

Olivia didn't know about this until she overheard Maribelle whining about it, insisting that she should have a say because she knows what's best for everyone in a typical prissy noble manner, while talking to fellow prissy noble Virion, who was feeding her ego in his typical flirty praisy manner

he didn't know where Maribelle was until Miriel told him in order to get him to leave her alone, because she was performing experiments because one of Henry's crazy ramblings gave her an idea she wanted to test

HATE HIM DAMN YOU!
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#2SchesparnPosted 1/31/2014 12:02:10 PM
I love Henry. No hate for him here. :3
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#3DriftedOffPosted 1/31/2014 12:03:09 PM
His hair looks small.
#4Emblem69Posted 1/31/2014 12:07:18 PM
I like Henry. :)
#5mudkip72Posted 1/31/2014 12:15:37 PM
The combination of all of his talk about blood and death, his near constant upbeat demeanor, along with the implications of his solo epilogue kinda freaks me out.
#6LORDDRAGON1995Posted 1/31/2014 1:09:47 PM
No, Henry needs to father Laurent to spam Mire (Ricken is already taken, Libra and Lon'qu as well, MU is +STR)
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#7SpikayaPosted 1/31/2014 1:45:12 PM
Henry's one of the few halfway decent characters to come out of this game, so no hating here. >_>
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#8Vortex_OblivionPosted 1/31/2014 2:38:57 PM
LORDDRAGON1995 posted...
No, Henry needs to father Laurent to spam Mire (Ricken is already taken, Libra and Lon'qu as well, MU is +STR)


Pal,Henry!Laurent is so freaking bad with the manly inheritance of Thief class. Go Gregor!Laurent or let Miriel die alone and unloved.

No hate for Henry,he's married to my actual Avatar >.>
#9Endgame(Topic Creator)Posted 1/31/2014 2:45:05 PM
but aren't you sick of him getting his blood all over your fine linens because he doesn't tend to his wounds?
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#10Vortex_OblivionPosted 1/31/2014 2:58:13 PM
Endgame posted...
but aren't you sick of him getting his blood all over your fine linens because he doesn't tend to his wounds?


Hey,my Avatar don't care Endgame ;)