"Who did what and why?" (Game, see inside for details.) (SPOILERS)

#1MegaMario1000Posted 2/19/2014 4:05:54 PMmessage detail
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First, click on the following link to generate a random number that will determine "who". (Write your number down if you think you need to.)

http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=1&max=66&col=1&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

1.Ricken
2.Cherche
3.Donnel
4.Blonde Gerome with a red wyvern
5.Panne
6.Roy
7.Caeda, Lilina, and Elincia
8.Severa
9.Naked Chrom, naked Frederick, naked Gaius, naked Henry, and naked Male Robin
10.Owain
11.Lissa
12.Sumia
13.Say'ri
14.Naked Chrom and naked Sumia
15.Yarne
16.Inigo
17.Flavia
18.Gerome
19.Chrom
20.Kjelle
21.Laurent
22.Cordelia
23.Gregor
24.King Marth
25.Marth, Roy, and Ike
26.Lon'qu
27.Female Robin
28.Present Minerva
29.Tharja
30.Frederick's horse
31.Olivia
32.Female Morgan
33.Gaius
34.Frederick
35.Naked Sumia
36.Male Morgan
37.Naked Sumia, naked Sully, naked Maribelle, naked Olivia, and naked Female Robin
38.Tiki
39.Male Robin
40.Noire
41.Sully
42.Chrom, Frederick, Gaius, Henry, and Male Robin
43.Nah
44.Future Minerva
45.Kellam
46.Cynthia
47.Nowi
48.Prince Marth, President Marth, and Public Relations Marth
49.Basilio
50.Libra
51.Sumia, Sully, Maribelle, Olivia, and Female Robin
52.Ike
53.Naked Chrom
54.Brady
55.Lucina
56.Anna
57.Virion
58.Maribelle
59.A horde of Risen
60.Anna's entire family
61.Miriel
62.Henry
63.Frederick's horse, Sumia's pegasus, and both Minervas
64.Stahl
65.Sumia's pegasus
66.Vaike



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#2MegaMario1000(Topic Creator)Posted 2/19/2014 4:06:38 PMmessage detail
Now, click this link to generate another number, this one to determine "what" they did. (Note that "me", "my", and "you" all refer to you, the person reading this.)

http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=1&max=60&col=1&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

1-Seduced you because...
2-Got hammered with you because...
3-Took you to Tijuana to see a donkey show because...
4-Locked you in their basement because...
5-Destroyed the world because....
6-Switched sides because...
7-Played jump rope with a 3rd grade class because...
8-Raided a bandit's hideout with you because...
9-Ran around Ylisstol kicking random people in the groin because....
10-Took me to a concert because...
11-Rejected my Facebook friends request because...
12-Drugged my drink because...
13-Called the cops on me because...
14-Built a pirate ship because...
15-Released the Kraken because....
16-Did the nasty with a Risen because...
17-Asked me to marry them because...
18-Had babies with me because....
19-Lobbed a holy hand grenade at me because...
20-Sent nude photos of themselves to me because....
21-Asked me to buy them alchohol because....
22-Kidnapped me because....
23-Punched me in the face because....
24-Killed themselves because....
25-Auctioned the Falchion and the Fire Emblem on eBay because...
26-Ditched Fire Emblem and went to Final Fantasy because...
27-Left Emmeryn's dead body on Chrom's doorstep because...
28-Slept with Sumia to **** off Chrom because...
29-Chopped their hands off because...
30-Got naked and danced around me in circle because...
31-Went on strike for Risen rights because...
32-Moved in with me and ate all my food because
33-Performed voodoo on me because...
34-Demanded that I play patty-cake with them because...
35-Burned my house down because...
36-Cheated on their spouse because...
37-Snorted a line of fire ants because...
38-Class changed to bride becuase...
39-Began "playing for the home team" because
40-Slept with a Risen because....
41-Took a gun and began shooting up Ylisstol because...
42-Decided to become a vegitarian because....
43-Shot themselves becuase...
44-Got arrested because....
45-Held my grandmother at gunpoint because...
46-Took me back to school just so they could bully me in front of the children because...
47-Randomly came up and licked my cheek becuase...
48-Runied my Thanksgiving dinner because...
49-Took away my 3DS and began playing it for hours because...
50-Gave me a lap dance because...
51-Killed Maribelle and tried to cover it up because...
52-Stripped naked and went streaking around Ylisstol because...
53-Fell into depression and gained 124 pounds because...
54-Broke into my house and stole my toilet because...
55-Borrowed then pawned my television because...
56-Was crossdressing because...
57-Took Minerva out for a joyride because...
58-Went to pick up chicks with their best friend because...
59-Performed a Mortal Kombat-style fatality on me because...
60-Threatened to kill you because...



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#3MegaMario1000(Topic Creator)Posted 2/19/2014 4:07:13 PMmessage detail
Finally, click this one last link to get one more number to find out "why" they did it. (Note: replace they/their/them with the proper pronoun for that character's gender, unless there is more than one character involved) And again, "I" or "me" or "you" or whatever refers to you.

http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=1&max=60&col=1&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

1- They found a glitch that lets you S Support with multiple people
2- They wanted me to take a shower with them
3- I fought for animal rights
4- They were dared to
5- They saved money on their car insurance by switching to Geico
6- Tiki was naked and sunbathing
7- They got invited to play Wheel of Fortune
8- They lost a game of chess
9- They were paid to do it
10- They were celebrating their birthday
11- Someone threatened to shoot their mother
12- The bird is the word
13- Chuck Norris said it would make them manly
14- They were promised candy
15- The devil made them do it
16- They discovered Olivia and Inigo having an affair
17-They played this game
18- Risen were living in their basement
19- Their baby came out ugly
20- Their home town was destroyed
21- They lost all their clothes in strip poker
22- They were upset that Aether doesn't look as cool as it does in Smash Bros.
23- South Park made fun of them
24- They wanted to break a world record
25- They had a vision of the future that there would never be another Fire Emblem
26- Those WERE the droids they were looking for
27- They wanted FE:A to get a direct sequel
28- Someone stole their clothes
29- Santa left them coal in their stocking
30- Gangrel slept with their mother
31- A girraffe gave them herpies
32- They couldn't decide what they wanted to wear today
33- Their secret underground lair was discovered
34- Batman beat them in arm wrestling
35- They were extremely drunk
36- They got a mental illness
37- They're adopted
38- Someone ate their porridge, sat in their chair, and slept in their bed
39- They just felt like it
40- You can't use healing items on other people in this game
41- They don't know the true father of their child
42- The paparazzi was after them
43- They were running from the cops
44- They managed to clear Apotheosis alone
45- A tidal wave hit Ylisse
46- Someone was sleeping in their bed
47- They werent picked on "Ylissean Idol"
48- They woke up married to a stranger
49- Darth Vader is their father
50- The bank repossessed their car
51-They didn't realize that death is permanent on classic
52- They're jealous of Chrom's cape
53- They caught a cold
54- A Moderator or Administrator deleted their post.
55- They found a giant robot underneath a mountain of garbage
56- They secretly love you
57- Missingno corrupted their game
58- They wanted to know what love was
59- Someone wrote a song about their secret love affair
60- I bought them a new car



YOU MAY NOW POST!





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#4MegaMario1000(Topic Creator)Posted 2/19/2014 4:10:34 PMmessage detail
For example, let's say I got the numbers

55 - 7 - 36

That means that

"Lucina played jump rope with a 3rd grade class because she has a mental illness."


Simple as that!


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#5TestPilotVGCPosted 2/19/2014 4:24:41 PMmessage detail
Numbers: 30, 23, 32.

So...

Frederick's horse punched me in the face since it couldn't decide what it wanted to wear today?


Either it didn't do anything as it technically cannot 'punch' me, or...

...I should pick a god and pray...
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#6Nineth_LionPosted 2/19/2014 4:37:55 PMmessage detail
Tiki kidnapped me because she wanted to know what love was.
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Tiki, you're THOUSAND YEARS OLD! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!
#7Rockstar_BobPosted 2/19/2014 5:34:22 PMmessage detail
50 - 36 - 50

Libra cheated on his spouse because the bank repossessed his car.

... I think I need to visit the bank myself and make a withdraw of 1 good joke and a loan to buy whatever car made it to Ylisse that was worth Libra cheating on his spouse for. lol
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#8NEW-WAYS-2-DIEPosted 2/19/2014 6:30:06 PMmessage detail
Lucina shot herself because the devil made her do it.

Makes sense, actually.
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#9MegaMario1000(Topic Creator)Posted 2/19/2014 7:26:13 PMmessage detail
TestPilotVGC posted...
Frederick's horse punched me in the face since it couldn't decide what it wanted to wear today?


Either it didn't do anything as it technically cannot 'punch' me, or...



You think horses can't punch? Clearly, you haven't seen Tangled.




57 - 32 - 52

Virion moved in with me and ate all of my food because he's jealous of Chrom's cape.



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#10FaellinPosted 2/19/2014 7:36:02 PMmessage detail
Gaius auctioned the Falchion and the Fire Emblem on eBay because someone offered him candy...

Sounds like something he would do.
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