pick 1 girl...

#1jelikebishouPosted 4/5/2013 10:09:49 AM
...for each category. girls can't be in more than 1 category. you have to assign each girl to a category. no sarah or pai.

most likely to die at an early age:
most likely to give you a permaboner:
most likely to catch an STD:
most likely to have been born a man:
most likely to have her feet stink in a bad way:
most likely to be horribly disfigured:
most likely to be married first:
most likely to be a porn star (tina, christie, or lisa can't be in this category):
most likely to have bad hygiene:
most likely to commit suicide:
#2pokedude900Posted 4/5/2013 10:50:41 AM
Why all the stupid restrictions?

Also, you forgot Alpha-152.
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#3KwonJigglypuffPosted 4/5/2013 11:28:30 AM
Okay let's try.

most likely to die at an early age : Kasumi
most likely to give you a permaboner : Lisa
most likely to catch an STD : Tina
most likely to have been born a man : Kokoro
most likely to have her feet stink in a bad way : Ayane
most likely to be horribly disfigured : Christie
most likely to be married first : Lei Fang
most likely to be a porn star (tina, christie, or lisa can't be in this category) : Hitomi
most likely to have bad hygiene : Mila
most likely to commit suicide : Helena
#4MegatronBigEvilPosted 4/5/2013 11:11:16 PM
Most likely to die at an early age: Kasumi (Just look at what happened in story mode)
Most likely to give you a permaboner: Kokoro (Self-explanatory)
Most likely to catch an STD: Ayane (This could have been half the female roster, but Ayane seems like she might sleep with someone to get information)
Most likely to have been born a man: Mila (Half the board will agree)
Most likely to have her feet stink in a bad way: Lisa (All that dancing around as a wrestler)
Most likely to be horribly disfigured: Christie (Probably by Bayman)
Most likely to be married first: Helena (Figured she was too classy to become a porn star)
Most likely to become a porn star (Tina, Christie, or Lisa can't be in this category): Lei Fang (Wanted to switch her with Tina for the next category; safaris and chasing around Jann Lee makes her neglect hygiene)
Most likely to have bad hygiene: Tina (See above)
Most likely to commit suicide: Hitomi (after realizing Ein isn't coming back)
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#5CeeEsbeePosted 4/6/2013 12:54:29 AM
Most likely to die at an early age: Ayane - Ninja Gaiden adventures with Ryu can is dangerous.
Most likely to give you a permaboner: Helena - I bet she'd make a dreamy boyfriend when gender-bent.
Most likely to catch an STD: Tina - She has a 3 way relationship with a redhead (Mila), a brunette (Lisa) and with another blonde (Sarah) in this game.
Most likely to have been born a man: Christie - I swear she looks good in her butler suits.
Most likely to have her feet stink in a bad way: Mila - She desperately needs a foot spa.
Most likely to be horribly disfigured: Hitomi - There was negative fan reaction due to her ear.
Most likely to be married first: Lei Fang - a train incident can go a long way.
Most likely to be a porn star (tina, christie, or lisa can't be in this category): Kokoro - LOL I expect majority will be butthurt again with the whole "geisha selling yourself thing" but to each their own.
Most likely to have bad hygiene: Kasumi - I don't think she has ever used a soap in her entire lifetime. Same thing can be said with Ayane.
Most likely to commit suicide: Lisa - She was already trapped in a control room but did she attempted an escape?