ITT: I write about my first blind playthrough

#1Suffer_NotPosted 4/12/2012 1:48:29 AM
Precursor
Friend: Hey, have you played the game Katawa Shoujo?
Me: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend: It's a light novel-
Me: Don't care.
Friend: Hear me out! It's a light novel about people with disabilities that-
Me: Oh right, that cripple sex game.
Friend: Oh come on, you haven't even played it. There's a lot more to the game than that!
Me: Sure.
Friend: You really should try it ya know.
Me: Why?
Friend: You'll find out in the first five minutes or so.

Being terminally curious, I did. So now I'm writing out my thoughts about it, because I'm sure no one has ever done that before :D

Game Starts
So the game starts out with us learning that the kid has an eventually fatal condition that first shows up during his interaction with a cute girl during winter. Well played, friend-kun. I suppose it would make sense for me to be somewhat interested.

Okay now I'm bored. Hopsital. Blah blah blah it sucks. Get a laptop or something :/

This music is really good though. I guess I can keep playing.

And then he went to school.
I like this teacher guy, he seems pretty cool.

Oh hey classmates. Hmm. Decisions huh? Well I don't need no teacher to introduce myself, because I'm not afraid of these guys.

So we have a few people with strange eyes, some bandaged people, that chick's pretty scarred... Wait a minute is that rule 63 Haruhi?
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/gejsiv/katawawawawa/classmates.png

Huh, someone was missing part of their thumb? Really? I didn't notice that at all O_o Game, it's okay to show me things as well as tell me them, you are an interact- WHAT?
What's wrong with that guy?!
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/gejsiv/katawawawawa/heSeriouslyCouldBeDead.png

Drill hair is pretty neat. I like her spunk. Specs seems a bit cold.

Let me guess, ya'll want me to be in your club, right? And we're going to play a game for it? That's a bit cliche but I'm cool with it because I love risk. We are playing risk, right?

Oh you're just going to tell me about it. Sigh. Another decision, eh? Hmmm... Should I play this as I would react, or as this kid would react? He seems to have his own motivations and stuff that don't exactly mesh with mine. I mean, I'd play defensively because I'm like good at Risk and stuff and it'd give me a chance to recover and win, but a new player who doesn't really want to be here would probably go all out offensive and either win or lose so he can stop playing.

Sure, let's just go with that.

I might have forgotten to mention this, but I really like Gryffindor Scarf. He's pretty funny.

Library Time!
Let's go find that library then and get our book on >:O

So hyped.

That's not a library, it's a blind blond b... Well I can't just call her a bimbo because she's blond, that would be rude. But I love alliteration :x. Curses!

http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/gejsiv/katawawawawa/wanderingEyes.png
Being a bit too obvious there kid.
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#2Suffer_Not(Topic Creator)Posted 4/12/2012 1:48:51 AM(edited)
Library time now? Yay!

Librarian seems like a flake. That's okay though.

Oh hey, it's scarface. Hmmm....
Now that I think about it, the kid is the only person who seems to notice her. Everyone else has acted like she doesn't even exist. I wonder... She's not some sort of hallucination, right? The kid creating someone who is damaged on the outside to help him mentally cope with being damaged on the inside?

I guess not, triple b reacted to her running out after I talked to her. Ah well. Makes sense, you need a head injury to start hallucinating most of the time.

Dawn of the third day. 24 hours remain.
So, spend lunch with the two council members, read a book like I'm antisocial, or try to apologize to scarface. Well I would read because I don't need any of these three, but Kid is probably feeling a bit bad about spooking scarface yesterday.

Oh, she's friends with someone? And the president doesn't like that someone? Well, how many other people have we met...

Doh, of course it's BBB, she's a class head for that other class so they naturally compete, right?

Well let's have lunch anyway I guess.

http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/gejsiv/katawawawawa/wanderingEyes2.png
Don't think I didn't catch that, Scarface. I'm onto you >:/



Game's pretty fun I guess. At least the first few days. The music is great and I like a few of the characters. Kinda wish it was more gamey but I promised I wouldn't complain about that too much >.<
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#3RVD1OFAKINDPosted 4/12/2012 2:19:05 AM
Scarface... No offence but i hope you die in a fire ^_^'
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#4GamerJMPosted 4/12/2012 2:42:48 AM
It gets even less gamey after the first act, so get used to it.

Also, that is indeed supposed to be a genderbent Haruhi.
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#5Suffer_Not(Topic Creator)Posted 4/12/2012 3:01:34 AM(edited)
After school~
She eats with her feet? Gross! D:
That's where 60% of your sweat happens or something :<
I like her deadpan tho.

"Something wrong with you on the inside?"
No.
"Bet it's with your tackle, isn't it."
.. Now I know friend-kun did this to piss me off. Just for that I'm going to try and come up with a degrading name for you >:/

Oh hey it's creepy nurse again. Creep nurse? I can't think of a snappy name for you. Curses! Oh wait, fox smile. Yeah, you're fox smile now.

OH HEY I BET HIS ATHLETIC SPY IS THAT TWINTAILS CHICK.

Time to paint I suppose?

"Not like that flat. You know, flat. Like some people are, no substance, no meat where there should be some."
You mean like your arms, or is that another personal stab? I'm probably looking at that one too deeply.

You know, the paintings in this game are kinda scary. This mural, but especially that one on the third (second? don't the japanese skip a floor in their numberings?) floor that looks like a zombie :<

Fourth Day
Half mechanical gazelle? This is a terrible name for twintails. I'd use it for painter-chick because I don't like her, but all twintails has done so far is knock into me and fret...

Blunt introduction? Puns are like my kryptonite, they kill me despite growing up surrounded by them >.<

"Real men don't warm up."
They do if they don't want to have a heart attack and die. Or pull a muscle and wish they were dead. Rule number 3 (i think) is to always limber up. Hop to it kid >:c

http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/gejsiv/katawawawawa/scarfless2.png
What, no scarf? Then I literally don't have a reason to look at you. Begone you cheap imitation of scarf-kun! D:<

At least he is wise in the way of the pizza.

I have no idea how much 400 yen is :/ To google!

"Women are terrible at stabbing things."
This explains a lot about you, Not-Scarf-Chan :<
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#6Suffer_Not(Topic Creator)Posted 4/12/2012 2:59:22 AM

From: RVD1OFAKIND | #003
Scarface... No offence but i hope you die in a fire ^_^'


Nooooo...

Using puns against me. You are truly a worthy adversary!

I was considering calling her bacon after that one youtube video but I felt that would be even more inappropriate >__>
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#7gnerdusPosted 4/12/2012 3:29:03 AM
I think someone is going to end up going on a manly picnic.
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#8jimrichardsPosted 4/12/2012 4:35:02 AM
I haven't read a LP this hilarious since HCBailey's (I think it was him) typed up LP of FFIX. Keep going good sir; for the sake of the topic title I hope you get Lilly's route.
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#9ErpyPosted 4/12/2012 4:43:56 AM
"Not like that flat. You know, flat. Like some people are, no substance, no meat where there should be some."

She's talking about female chests. When she continues with "I know some people who...", she's probably thinking about Emi.
#10MhkaMAthPosted 4/12/2012 8:52:50 AM

From: Suffer_Not | #001
Precursor
Friend: Hey, have you played the game Katawa Shoujo?
Me: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend: It's a light novel-
Me: Don't care.
Friend: Hear me out! It's a light novel about people with disabilities that-
Me: Oh right, that cripple sex game.
Friend: Oh come on, you haven't even played it. There's a lot more to the game than that!
Me: Sure.
Friend: You really should try it ya know.
Me: Why?
Friend: You'll find out in the first five minutes or so.


..... I'm saddened to have played video games with you now. This game is awesome.

From: gnerdus | #007
I think someone is going to end up going on a manly picnic.


I think Suffer's smarter than that. Maybe not, I could be wrong.
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