Ellie's jokes

#1TheCAWWItachiPosted 6/23/2013 11:16:00 PM
What was your favorite? Mine was the divorce joke lol
at the end
Joel:That's awful
Ellie: you're awful
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#2gecko_man2Posted 6/23/2013 11:17:19 PM
What was the divorce joke? I never actually heard any of them.
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"Well maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both live again. I dont know, I dont know, I dont know, dont think so."
#3TylenolWalrusPosted 6/23/2013 11:17:38 PM
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.
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#4AssassinHawkinsPosted 6/23/2013 11:19:00 PM
*spoilers I suppose?*


Backwards poets write inverse.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause it would be a foot. (Technically Sam's)
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#5WindsanPosted 6/23/2013 11:23:12 PM
I really enjoyed the jokes. As corny as they were, they still cracked me up and kinda helped to briefly lighten the mood in a setting that lacked smiles/laughter nearly the entire game.

My favorite joke was the scarecrow one:

Ellie: "Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?"
Joel: "Why?"
Ellie: "Because his work in the field was out-standing"

Haha.
#6TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:23:29 PM
gecko_man2 posted...
What was the divorce joke? I never actually heard any of them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f39mBwbjKIE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Somewhere in there haha you missed out
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#7Blade_Of_IcePosted 6/23/2013 11:25:00 PM
ellie: no matter how hard you push the envelope it'll always be stationary
me: 0.0 mind blown 0_0
#8TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:25:21 PM
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though
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I am Crowman, the mighty protector of the crowclan, fear my power and my crows, you can reach me with either the crow call or crow signal
CAWW!!! CAWW!!! CAWW!
#9TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:26:59 PM
Windsan posted...
I really enjoyed the jokes. As corny as they were, they still cracked me up and kinda helped to briefly lighten the mood in a setting that lacked smiles/laughter nearly the entire game.

My favorite joke was the scarecrow one:

Ellie: "Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?"
Joel: "Why?"
Ellie: "Because his work in the field was out-standing"

Haha.


So much this ^
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I am Crowman, the mighty protector of the crowclan, fear my power and my crows, you can reach me with either the crow call or crow signal
CAWW!!! CAWW!!! CAWW!
#10TylenolWalrusPosted 6/23/2013 11:28:21 PM
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though


My favorite is this one, though:

A book fell on my head, I have only myself to blame... Wait... Hahaha... I messed it up.

Okay okay. A book fell on my head, I have only my shelf to blame.

I ruined it, didn't I?
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Flying Spaghetti Monster bless us all! RAmen.