Ellie's jokes

#11Kai200XPosted 6/23/2013 11:31:08 PM
There are some good ones, but some of you already mentioned it, so I will go with this one I just recalled.

"I was addicted to soap, and now I'm all clean"

something like that.
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#12TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:33:27 PM
TylenolWalrus posted...
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though


My favorite is this one, though:

A book fell on my head, I have only myself to blame... Wait... Hahaha... I messed it up.

Okay okay. A book fell on my head, I have only my shelf to blame.

I ruined it, didn't I?


Lmao!! I liked that one too. The other ones I liked where
Everyone is making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow
*pauses*
To soon?

And

I used to be addicted to soap. Now I'm clean
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#13TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:34:45 PM
Kai200X posted...
There are some good ones, but some of you already mentioned it, so I will go with this one I just recalled.

"I was addicted to soap, and now I'm all clean"

something like that.


Beat me to it lol loved that one.
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#14LegoTechnicPosted 6/23/2013 11:35:25 PM
Sam: Why can't your nose be twelve inches? Because then it'd be a foot.
Ellie: haha, that's terrible!
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#15WindsanPosted 6/23/2013 11:37:06 PM
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though


My favorite is this one, though:

A book fell on my head, I have only myself to blame... Wait... Hahaha... I messed it up.

Okay okay. A book fell on my head, I have only my shelf to blame.

I ruined it, didn't I?


Lmao!! I liked that one too. The other ones I liked where
Everyone is making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow
*pauses*
To soon?

And

I used to be addicted to soap. Now I'm clean


Haha forgot about that one. These jokes remind me of the jokes you get on popsicle sticks after you finish eating them - hilarious!
#16Kai200XPosted 6/23/2013 11:39:04 PM
TheCAWWItachi posted...
What was your favorite? Mine was the divorce joke lol
at the end
Joel:That's awful
Ellie: you're awful


"What was the cause of divorce in long term marriages? A Stalemate."

Something like that.
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#17xXsabbathXxPosted 6/23/2013 11:39:47 PM
I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra........it was a booby-trap

Lol classic ellie jokes
#18TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:41:02 PM
Windsan posted...
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
TheCAWWItachi posted...
TylenolWalrus posted...
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

Her deadpan tone when tellig the jokes kills me.


It was funny hearing her say them lol. Wish she had more though


My favorite is this one, though:

A book fell on my head, I have only myself to blame... Wait... Hahaha... I messed it up.

Okay okay. A book fell on my head, I have only my shelf to blame.

I ruined it, didn't I?


Lmao!! I liked that one too. The other ones I liked where
Everyone is making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow
*pauses*
To soon?

And

I used to be addicted to soap. Now I'm clean


Haha forgot about that one. These jokes remind me of the jokes you get on popsicle sticks after you finish eating them - hilarious!


I forgot about the popsicle stick jokes :D. Haha btw does anyone think we'll get more jokes in the DLC? I hope so considering it involves Joel and Ellie
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#19Kai200XPosted 6/23/2013 11:44:00 PM(edited)
Just remember this one

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"
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#20TheCAWWItachi(Topic Creator)Posted 6/23/2013 11:43:34 PM
xXsabbathXx posted...
I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra........it was a booby-trap

Lol classic ellie jokes


Lmao!! I forgot about that one, I laughed for a good 2 min after hearing that
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I am Crowman, the mighty protector of the crowclan, fear my power and my crows, you can reach me with either the crow call or crow signal
CAWW!!! CAWW!!! CAWW!