If tekken characters had REAL full-time jobs, what would they be

#1TIGERJACKS0NPosted 1/21/2013 12:50:02 PM
Paul- High school janitor
Tiger Jackson- mcdonalds
Hwaorang- works at pacsun
Jin- works at hot topic
Laws- their family owned restaraunt
Heihachi- zoo keeper
Kuma- none, he's f****** bear
Yoshimitsu- that annoying ass gamestop clerk telling you to pre-order everything
True ogre- hostess factory
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#2silly_sausagePosted 1/21/2013 1:15:37 PM
I don't know why, but Lei gives me a real cop vibe.
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#3True_HaterPosted 1/21/2013 1:32:37 PM
Wouldn't Hei be a CEO? That is a real job.
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#4Devilmaycry245Posted 1/21/2013 1:35:17 PM
Well there's this

http://stuffpoint.com/kfc/image/37278-kfc-kentucky-friend-tekken.jpg
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#5Vincent25Posted 1/21/2013 1:44:15 PM
Lili- a stripper
#6silly_sausagePosted 1/21/2013 1:56:47 PM
Vincent25 posted...
Lili- a stripper


I'd think she'd be like a Hilton or Kardashian, famous for being young, rich and pretty (and I use that last term loosely in Ms Hilton's case). It all starts with a sex tape. Then she'll star in a "reality" TV show, and possibly an ill-advised foray into pop music. She'll release a fragrance here, a clothing line there, and start calling herself a businesswoman or entrepreneur.
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#7AtlmalichiPosted 1/21/2013 2:21:20 PM
Hworang and Lars would be gay rights activists and a couple
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#8TIGERJACKS0N(Topic Creator)Posted 1/21/2013 2:22:10 PM
True_Hater posted...
Wouldn't Hei be a CEO? That is a real job.


i was looking more into his love for animals
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#9FullAutoCVTPosted 1/21/2013 2:32:31 PM
From: silly_sausage | #006
I'd think she'd be like a Hilton or Kardashian, famous for being young, rich and pretty (and I use that last term loosely in Ms Hilton's case).

I lol'd

an ill-advised foray into pop music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHp7sq1Tzn0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmzmOYM7DE

#NowThat'sWhatICallMusic!teehee
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#10UltimateSolPosted 1/21/2013 2:35:43 PM
Anna / Nina - work at soapland

Julia - Hot prelector in uni.

Asuka - Cosplayer / otaku / "OMG KAWAIDESU" shop owner

Lili - Secretary

Zafina - stewardess in a plane

Hwoarang - Rock band solist / actor

Baek Do San - martial art instructor or Journalist/ Column writer

Armor King (without mask) - rap musician or maybe a p*mp

King (without mask) - Talk Show presenter

Heihachi - Japanese stock market employer or a japanese merchant

Bob - Car washer/ pump guy (in gas station) / Buffet owner or maybe an drug dealer

Kazuya - Yakuza Oyabun(boss) / black market guns owner

Jin - Movie actor, Playboy actor

Xiayou - a little actress who play in various commercial or just an ordinary high school chick

Christie - Singer / Tango Dance instructor

Bruce - Saxaphone player, Jazz bassist

Dragunov - leader of a Comunist party in Russia (lol)

Steve Fox - very expensive Football player ( credit goes to Davi Beckham / New Castle wuuu )

Ganryu - a fish restaurant owner

Paul - Reality Show narrator ( yeah he fits in :D )

M. Law - Chief *giggle*

Lei - definitely Police Chief or maybe a taxi driver

Raven - CIA agent or Movie Director or Dubbing actor

Wang - Erhu (chinese violin) player

Miguel - Espanol Pop idol

Leo - archaeologist

Feng - Chinese mafia member

Marduk - WCW wrestler
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