seth_angelus369 posted...Filleted Magikarp battered in a sauce made from MooMoo Milk and Chansey Eggs, accompanied by a marinated Blaziken breast, lightly garnished with Petilil leaves and Tamato berries.
Magikarp is nothing but skin and bones. Not fit for human consumption. Pidgeot consumption, maybe, given they hunt them, but then, we ain't Pidgeot, are we?
Now then, the Pokémon entree any trainer would most gladly consume; Steak. Well-done. Made from none other than Whitney's Miltank.
Tastes sweet. Like revenge.
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