We fought a battle to decide who is the best fighter in the world, I fiddled his knob thinking it would throw him off, it didn't.
He bulged out hard and it knocked me off guard, then he struck me down. --- Dark sorcerer, king of dark intentions, sensual pleasures pirate, constant hankering for honey, sprinkly toes thrillseeker extraordinaire.
I never thought there was a Lilligant that was so cruel until this very day. As I woke up I a Lilligant and for an odd reason it hugged and asked me on a date. I tried to resist but I convince it to just eat dinner together at Stake and Shake. When I was as Stake and Shake that same Lilligant led to to a table for me to sit in as she prepard my triplestake burger. After I ate it I gave the Lilligant the money to pay for my food but for some reason I fell that energy was being drained out of me before I relized I was Leech Seeded but before I could do anything about it...I died. --- I love and believe in Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it Iris's Official Future Husband.