If you were killed by a Pokemon...

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4 years ago#71

She took me backstage, we had a good time, she sang a song, turned dominatrix on me...the rest is not for the weak-minded. Dx
4 years ago#72

I found a male Ledian and called it "ma'am."
I claim to be the official Porygon2 of the Pokemon Black 2 board.
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4 years ago#73

Official Shiny Victini of the Pokemon B/W 2 and MMM boards.
4 years ago#74

We fought a battle to decide who is the best fighter in the world, I fiddled his knob thinking it would throw him off, it didn't.

He bulged out hard and it knocked me off guard, then he struck me down.
Dark sorcerer, king of dark intentions, sensual pleasures pirate, constant hankering for honey, sprinkly toes thrillseeker extraordinaire.
4 years ago#75

Srsly, they need to fix that up. Stupid Missingno...
People who like Froslass and/or Swampert just like I do: 0
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4 years ago#76

Severe allergic reaction.
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4 years ago#77
1998_z posted...

Srsly, they need to fix that up. Stupid Missingno...

Soldier: Scotland is NOT a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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4 years ago#78

It killed me with a V-CREATE TO THE FACE!


You have no idea how humilating that was.

Then it toasted some marshmellows over my charred flaming corpse.
"Let's get comfortable in these nice comfy chairs."
Official Special ops beserker general/VP of the NDF. President of the PDF
4 years ago#79
... Perhaps they should have used a less crappy programming language to make that site.

Samurott. Impaled on the horn.
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4 years ago#80
I never thought there was a Lilligant that was so cruel until this very day. As I woke up I a Lilligant and for an odd reason it hugged and asked me on a date. I tried to resist but I convince it to just eat dinner together at Stake and Shake. When I was as Stake and Shake that same Lilligant led to to a table for me to sit in as she prepard my triplestake burger. After I ate it I gave the Lilligant the money to pay for my food but for some reason I fell that energy was being drained out of me before I relized I was Leech Seeded but before I could do anything about it...I died.
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