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Can you 1v1 a Machop and win?

#11KibalnuzukaPosted 11/8/2012 4:48:13 AM
NOPE
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#12bailer4lifePosted 11/8/2012 5:02:29 AM
I think it would be like trying to fight a chimpanzee in real life. Those things will rip your face off.
#13infinitexxPosted 11/8/2012 5:05:49 AM
RageKaiser posted...
Why are we brutalizing pokemon again?


We're not, were being brutalized by them and wondering how someone is delusional enough to think they could brutalize them.
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#14LightningHawk90Posted 11/8/2012 5:08:20 AM(edited)
If we're using weapons against an unarmed pokemon, then yeah we are.
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#15TwilightPlaguePosted 11/8/2012 5:06:41 AM
I would man handle machop.
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#16Neo_HeartlessPosted 11/8/2012 5:18:17 AM
I said no, because while I'd give it my best shot to boot it in the pokeballs, it probably wouldn't affect it as it would a human.

And then it would break me in half.
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#17Maloth_jesbPosted 11/8/2012 5:20:12 AM
Most of these posters aren't old enough to realize that it would be impossible. Like the CoD kids thinking a shotgun is ineffective after 30ft.
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#18Lovely_DisasterPosted 11/8/2012 5:37:54 AM
Yeah. Most def. I ain't scared of anything that has 80 base attack.

And don't throw those idiotic pokedex entries at me.

It universally known that the guys that make pokedex entries and consistently and powerfully on weed.

GG Machop.

Hw also has like what 30 speed or something?

I don't see how such a silly thing could take me out.
#19TheMasterTurtlePosted 11/8/2012 5:53:39 AM
I don't go by pokedex entries either. It's probably strong but... look at it. It barely has arms, no pecs a visible ribcage and thighs the size of a baby. I am also a boss at sword fighting so this would be over quick, in my favour.

Now if I were to fight a Machoke this might end a bit differently.
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#20zidane7007Posted 11/8/2012 6:15:41 AM
RageKaiser posted...
If we're using weapons against an unarmed pokemon, then yeah we are.


Well actually, Machop is armed. In fact, Machop has 2 arms. And since that's all he needs, I'd say a weapon might be necessary for us tool-using humans. You know, since that's like half the reason that we're top of the food chain, and our *cough* amazing physical prowess is not exactly the other half.

And another thing, would you really want to give a Machop a weapon to make it fair? Talk about brutalizing something. I don't think a Machop with a weapon would think twice about brutalizing anyone if they pissed it off.
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