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Can you 1v1 a Machop and win?

#1ZombieAkanePosted 11/8/2012 1:44:17 AM
Can you 1v1 a Machop and win? - Results (262 votes)
Yes
48.85% (128 votes)
128
No
51.15% (134 votes)
134
This poll is now closed.
Machop can use all his Pokemon Powers.

You can use weapons, but not guns, crossbows, spearguns etc. Only pipes, crowbars, swords, spears, maces etc.

You can also wear armour that exists IRL.

You are you, if you are fat, you are fat.
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#2ZombieAkane(Topic Creator)Posted 11/8/2012 1:49:29 AM
Whaaat, 3 of you said no? Why? At least provide reasoning, unless you are part of the 26% of gamefaqs that is confined to a wheelchair.

Machop is the size of a toddler, you can kick him and it'll be a seismic toss.
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#3Supernova 163Posted 11/8/2012 1:59:33 AM(edited)
Machop can pick up Gravelers easily. They weigh 230lbs/105kg.
A Machop would destroy a regular person.

EDIT: Nope wait, according to the Ruby Pokedex entry they have the strength to hurl 100 adult humans. Going with a somewhat conservative weight of 50kg, on average, Machop can hurl 5 tons around. Mach Punch from a Machop would pulverize anyone.
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#4Slayerblade11Posted 11/8/2012 2:18:08 AM
If I become a Psychic i think i might have a chance.
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#5Cozmo_Posted 11/8/2012 2:20:56 AM
Would Machop be super effective vs Goths?
#6ZombieAkane(Topic Creator)Posted 11/8/2012 2:23:17 AM
Supernova 163 posted...
Machop can pick up Gravelers easily. They weigh 230lbs/105kg.
A Machop would destroy a regular person.

EDIT: Nope wait, according to the Ruby Pokedex entry they have the strength to hurl 100 adult humans. Going with a somewhat conservative weight of 50kg, on average, Machop can hurl 5 tons around. Mach Punch from a Machop would pulverize anyone.


Use a shield, one of those that drop into the ground like a barrier. He hits the barrier, you do a roundhouse and slice his head off with your sword.

Come on, show some imagination. I swear you guys could pencilpush this pokemon to death.
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#7MileRunPosted 11/8/2012 3:33:25 AM
ZombieAkane posted...
Use a shield, one of those that drop into the ground like a barrier. He hits the barrier, you do a roundhouse and slice his head off with your sword.


You drop a shield into a ground. Let's see what Machop can do:

Machop lobs boulders over the shield with Rock Slide --> GG
Machop bypasses the shield with Earthquake --> GG
Machop uses Brick Break, striking through the shield and breaking your ribcage --> GG
Machop uses Encore, forcing you to repeatedly drop shields into the ground while he bulks up for one massive Focus Punch --> GG
Machop nails you with Bullet Punch before the shield hits the ground --> GG

Yeah, a human can't win this one with melee weapons alone.
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#8SSVegeta77Posted 11/8/2012 3:37:24 AM
MileRun posted...
ZombieAkane posted...
Use a shield, one of those that drop into the ground like a barrier. He hits the barrier, you do a roundhouse and slice his head off with your sword.


You drop a shield into a ground. Let's see what Machop can do:

Machop uses Encore, forcing you to repeatedly drop shields into the ground while he bulks up for one massive Focus Punch.


I laughed really hard when I read this.
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#9elconoMPosted 11/8/2012 3:38:10 AM
Sorry, but I'm old enough to have watched THE FREAKING FLINTSTONES.

Bam-Bam = Machop
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#10LightningHawk90Posted 11/8/2012 3:39:30 AM
Why are we brutalizing pokemon again?
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