Alakazam. My IQ is over 5000, making me the most intelligent being on the planet. Yeah, I can live with that. Sure I look like a freak and everyone would shun me or experiment on me, but if I were that smart, I wouldn't get caught, or I could manipulate the minds of everyone, making them think I'm just the smartest human.
Official Cave Johnson of the Ace Attorney boards. Wait, I'm not in this game?