I don't. I scoff at them. If they must have a response, ask them why they keep buying the latest iteration of a game that has reached a sports-game level of entropy in evolution in gameplay, if it isn't going backward. Point out that Activision is well known for their same-game-every-year sports games. Assert that they are illiterate for stating that games where the dialogue is entirely text-based are so unappealing to them. Tell them that they only think COD is good because they're barbarians that find the concept of armed combat appealing. Hell, they probably are, so odds are they're homophobic, they fit the demographic, say they're gay for the protagonists of the COD series, and that they only play the games to oggle the characters. Point out that the only deciding factor in combat is whoever sees the opponent first. Ask them why they don't play a real shooter like TF2, perhaps they need their hand held when aiming? I could go on, but my laptop's almost flat, so I'll stop there.
Ask them to play any and I do mean any metagame against someone who actually knows what they're doing. They'll probably pick their favorites, only use damaging moves, and probably use the wrong builds/conflicting natures.
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First, you snort, and say "Really?" If they maintain that they're being serious, you burst out laughing and walk away from them. Possibly call back something like "Come back when you're out of diapers and into big boy pants, kid," to reassert that anyone who holds an opinion such as that is a child.
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