With shaking fingers, you slowly punch Cyrus' number into your Xtransceiver. His gruff voice is heard. "Three, four?" he asks. Of course, you know the response to give. "Shut the door," you confirm. "I'm ready to take the job."
"Great!" Cyrus exclaims. "But before you're sent into battle, what role would you be best at? And, don't worry about danger when making your decision. I've invented a device, called a spawnroom, that can teleport you back to it when killed, and it will automatically bring you back to life. But that dirty Ghetsis stole a copy of the blueprints, so your enemy won't permanently die... No matter. We can still secure their intelligence, and invade their bases. Now, what will you become?"
(Note; this choice will not only affect the story, but will also decide your personality. If you don't understand what type of personality each class has, search the TF2 classes on google. I did not include Demoman, Spy, Medic or Pyro among the choices.)
E. Sniper --- http://gifsoup.com/view7/2943919/aran-ryan-o.gif I WILL SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR KANGAROO WIFE! -Soldier