A pretty old one, but I have yet to see this on here. It works by posting, then doing so again to show your results after your day, month and time posted (in seconds) correspond to the appropriate activity. Only gym leaders through Gen I-IV due max days being 31. Here goes
Jan: I mercilessly beat up Feb: I trolled Mar: I did the tango with Apr: I sang a duet with May: I made out with Jun: I prank called Jul: I had a shouting match with Aug: I wrestled Sep: I sliced up Oct: I felt up Nov: I played air guitar with Dec: I played naked poker with
Time posted (in seconds) 00: and that gym leader got angry and slapped my face 01: while my parents were watching 02: and I lost all my friends 03: In a public bathroom 04: and it was recorded and uploaded to YouTube 05: in a zoo 06: while I was on the phone 07: and I started crying my eyes out 08: and afterward I yelled "Don't hurt me!" 09: in my mom's bedroom 10: and a crowd of people appeared and cheered me on 11: in the heart of Africa 12: and then the police arrested me 13: while I sung the 90s Pokemon theme song 14: and I became horny 15: and then a friend joined in 16: while constantly swearing like an angry sailor 17: and afterward, we exchanged numbers to meet again 18: at an airport 19: all night long till the sun came up 20: for 1$ 21: because I snapped 22: and everyone who saw it laughed at me 23: and I laughed like a maniac the whole time 24: on a tropical island 25: in order to save the earth 26: and I felt like I was in heaven 27: then it was interrupted by a man shouting "NO!" 28: I then felt hungry and abruptly left 29: in a church 30: because I was told to 31: to win the heart of girl/boy I had a crush on 32: because I was bored 33: and immediately regretted it 34: at a McDonald's restaurant 35: and then someone told me I was going to hell 36: because I was high 37: while I had the creepiest, widest smile you ever saw 38: then I suddenly kicked the her/him in the crotch 39: I then began spouting memes in a fit of insanity 40: and bragged to my friends about it 41: as a display of protest to my government 42: to teach my friends a lesson 43: because s/he asked for it 44: because I was pissed off 45: inside the deep woods 46: and it was so wrong, yet so right 47: to get my favorite band to come and play for me 48: at Disney World 49: because I lost a bet 50: then I became an Internet meme 51: to make my gf/bf jealous 52: and I was never the same again 53: and I found the meaning of life 54: because I wanted to be loved 55: and I became a ladie's man/gentlemen's woman 56: then the US President came and shook my hand 57: because s/he is sexy 58: and them I became a true Pokemon master 59: because, "I'm Batman..." --- Elisabeth Blanctorche fanboy. youtube.com/user/CommElite, and GT: TM07
I played naked poker with Clair...while I had the creepiest, widest smile you ever saw.
Wait, what? Take that 'naked' part, we're playing casual poker. And things get worse. --- People who like Froslass and/or Swampert just like I do: 9 R - Rocket Scientist || Official Trumpeter of the SMTIV board