Gen 6 is being released. If you want to catch any of the new pokemon, other than the fire/fighting, pure water and pure grass starters, you have to buy DLC packs to new areas where you can catch them in the wild. This is the only way you can get them. Each new area contains one new line that appears at a 1% rate. Each area costs $15. --- Pfft, sig.
*Video starts with Iwata in a banana suit staring at the camera*
*a Flareon appears on-screen and iwata starts shoving his his head up it's rectum*
*an offscreen voice shouts "FLAREON! Get this guy off (or out) of you with Flare Blitz!", but nothing happens and the rest of the video consists of that Flareon getting sexually abused*
*Flareon still cannot learn Flare Blitz...that is the news...*
...yup...that's the best I can think of... --- Oh Do you knooow the muffin_mans_bro, the muffin_mans_bro, the muffin_mans_bro? Do you knooow the muffin_mans_bro, who lives on...*hic*...lulz I forget...
"We're making a totally new game where the choices player made during the events of every 3rd version (Sans Yellow) has effected the plot, the next game in the series will have the player starting off the Professors' Aide, who eventually becomes entangled in a time-clash calamity; it's up to you with Red, Gold, Ruby, Diamond, Hilbert and Nate to deal with the paradoxes caused by Dialga and Palkia.....somehow Cyrus bypassed the time ripple and eventually escaped from the Reverse World due to The 3 Orbs handed to you by the Shadow Triad in Gen V.
Oh, and it isn't a traditional RPG, it's a tower defence slash hack 'em slash slash Visual Novel, we hope you enjoy it!, oh and you're the Pokemon Jesus Christ!, you just won't know until Your Rival recklessly pulls a tail of a Ninetails and becomes cursed to wander the earth in the form of a Gengar, whilst you willfully blank your memory to come back in Pokemon-form"
But being serious, i hope they put Porygon back into the Anime, he wasn't even the one who caused the Seizures, Pikachu did, plus Porygon didn't launch the missles.... --- RSN: Plucky9, Total: 2340 KoL: Plucky, currently a Accordion Thief