Damn Female Orcs are sexy.....

#1TeepoPosted 7/25/2013 6:24:32 PM
I'm loving this game, It's highly reminiscent of the old genesis game but with of course better graphics, but what i like the most is that the interface is so simple. All I need is the mouse, and in this day in age where you have to memorize like 13 buttons to fully control a character this is a nice break from that.

Was making a 2nd character and decided to scroll through the race photo options, and i must say the default portraits for female orcs had some real beauty pageant winners. haha, i only wish the sprites could fully render the photos so that it did the artist justice.
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#2Terror_and_LovePosted 7/25/2013 9:41:57 PM
YOU KNOW IT MAN!!

Love em.
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#3IlluminaZer0Posted 7/26/2013 12:12:02 AM
Going by the render, female Trolls > female Orks.

I'm disappointed that this topic isn't actually serious. Generally when artists make an effort at making female Orks sexy, we end up with awesome fitness chick orks.
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#4GreenMage7Posted 7/26/2013 12:14:21 AM
IlluminaZer0 posted...
Going by the render, female Trolls > female Orks.

I'm disappointed that this topic isn't actually serious. Generally when artists make an effort at making female Orks sexy, we end up with awesome fitness chick orks.


Final Fantasy XIV is one of the closest I've seen to "hot orcs" and even those are "meh".

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/world/races/roegadyn
#5StrelokPosted 7/26/2013 12:38:42 AM
I don't know, the gun-adept in SR4 looked pretty good.

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1340/57/1340572440978.jpg
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#6IlluminaZer0Posted 7/26/2013 1:52:04 AM(edited)
GreenMage7 posted...
Final Fantasy XIV is one of the closest I've seen to "hot orcs" and even those are "meh".

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/world/races/roegadyn

Addendum: I wouldn't call the FF14 "Orcs" you showed "meh." =3

But on "hot orcs" in general:

1) Type "Female Orc" in google
2) Click on images
3) Very first image:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQDVszXuuQLf6rsRL2SfYDIcaLeKLagBQ_SzaMFA9DLWvVchpw

If that's not a sexy lady to you I question your standards.
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#7DisastersaurusPosted 7/26/2013 12:57:35 AM
Sexiest orc I've found before:

https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1336/34/1336341788108.jpg

GOT-DANG.
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#8IlluminaZer0Posted 7/26/2013 1:07:39 AM(edited)
I should add that there is even a modding community in Skyrim dedicated to making sexy Orcs.

Some examples:

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/Images/2666869-1355884908.png
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8098/2012091000038.jpg
http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/images/938388-1356792476.png

If you haven't seen many sexy Orcs you need to expand your horizons.

Addendum: BTW, I do agree that the female Orc portraits are pretty good. The render though.. Ehhh....
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#9Teepo(Topic Creator)Posted 7/26/2013 1:17:44 AM
IlluminaZer0 posted...
Going by the render, female Trolls > female Orks.

I'm disappointed that this topic isn't actually serious. Generally when artists make an effort at making female Orks sexy, we end up with awesome fitness chick orks.


Wait.. I was being very serious. Some of the portraits did have nice looking female orcs. The renderings werent very attractive but it's a kick-starter game so i didn't expect AAA game rendering or multiple character body models for each race, but the artist did do some very nice work on the pictures.
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#10IlluminaZer0Posted 7/26/2013 1:26:40 AM(edited)
Teepo posted...
Wait.. I was being very serious. Some of the portraits did have nice looking female orcs. The renderings werent very attractive but it's a kick-starter game so i didn't expect AAA game rendering or multiple character body models for each race, but the artist did do some very nice work on the pictures.

Yeah I admit I jumped the gun. I added an addendum to my most recent post but I'll repeat again for clarity.

I agree that some of the Ork portraits are pretty attractive. Namely the 2nd and 4th series of portraits The very last while not sexy is decent as well.

Addendum: I think a bigger part is that I don't really consider anyone "sexy" until I've seen the body. A face alone only denotes "attractive" to me. So on reading that female Orcs are sexy, I immediately previewed the render and... Ehh...
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