Man, I was hoping for a sequel with Kratos vs. Jesus Christ

#1YomonachiPosted 4/19/2012 4:30:46 PM
Dude, imagine this fight. With the first-person killing this would be amazing. It could've been like a 1 hour boss fight. Jesus uses holy swords and Kratos try to cut his arms off thus destroying the swords. Then at the end, the never ending pounding could return. Oh and the story would be sort of like Bayonetta (Angel-wise). HD Fighting in Heaven. Sweet Right!
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#2CMattGrayPosted 4/19/2012 5:08:59 PM
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#3warrenmatsPosted 4/19/2012 7:31:03 PM

LoL.

 

But then it would cause alot of religious controversy

#4LordoftheCastlePosted 4/19/2012 8:02:59 PM
first-person killing

That was terribly executed in GoW3. Not sure why anyone would want it to return.

1 hour boss fight.
Jesus uses holy swords


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#5nir085Posted 4/19/2012 8:48:00 PM
So sick of people joking about Jesus in every other God of War sequel topic. Nailing a carpenter to a cross, one who gladly and meekly accepts such a fate, is not the definition of an epic Playstation 3 battle.
#6HyperProtomanXPosted 4/19/2012 11:02:18 PM
I think the fatality should be Jesus crucified underwater. "Try walking on water now!" Also, he'd proceed to nail every disciple on it, Peter upside-down of course, and Judas would have his neck tied to a rock. That'd be epic.
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#7warrenmatsPosted 4/19/2012 11:12:26 PM

But to be honest, Jesus wasn't a very strong fellow, so he probably wouldn't make a good boss fight. 

And Jesus is too nice to fight people lol.(according to the bible)

#8LordoftheCastlePosted 4/19/2012 11:43:24 PM
And Jesus is too nice to fight people lol.(according to the bible)

Looks like someone has never read the Bible.
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#9largerockPosted 4/19/2012 11:51:29 PM
You do remember what happened to Dante's inferno, right?
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#10MrStarkillerPosted 4/20/2012 1:17:20 AM
Cren: Hmmm, yes. Carry on.

~While we're at it, 'Kratos vs. Abrahamic religious figures' general? How does it go down with the prophet of Islam?