Kratos: wishes to be free of his past. Calypso has the Barbarian King kill him before Kratos makes his vow to Ares.
Sweet Tooth: wishes to start a Carnival of Carnage, under the condition that he still gets to fight in Twisted Metal. Calypso can't resist and grants the wish exactly as he wants, giving him the Carnival of Carnage vehicle and enough followers to pilot it, along with several other followers supporting him in Sweet Tooth trucks.
Fat Princess: asks for delicious cake. Calypso gives it all to the blue princess. Calypso: "Well, you never said that you wanted it for yourself!"
Sly Cooper: steals all of Calypso's treasures and delivers enough evidence to the Roberts siblings to get him arrested and put away for eternity.
Colonel Mael Radec: wishes for the ultimate battle. Cut to a cinematic, where Radec is begging for his life from two silhouetted figures implied to be Mario and Master Chief.
Parappa; wishes to perform the greatest rap ever. Calypso puts him on a stage and an interactive sequence starts... featuring a nightmarish rhythm game that not even the fastest button tappers in the world would be able to complete.
Cole McGrath: wishes he could keep his powers without having to hurt people. Calypso turns him evil and explains "You never had to. But you never told me not to make you WANT TO."
Jak & Daxter: Jak remembers hearing Sweet Tooth muttering about Calypso's tendencies to corrupt wishes and decides against it. Daxter gets an idea, and wishes for a 'huge party' with lots of 'hot chicks.' Cue everyone getting teleported to a party island, and then getting attacked by fiery demon chickens.
Nathan Drake: wishes for the opportunity to find the greatest treasure in the world. Calypso lets him find it... five seconds after Lara Croft had already taken it. He chases her down the mountain, but she gets away and becomes famous while Drake rots in obscurity.
Ratchet and Clank: wishes for the ultimate wrench. Calypso gives it to him... only for it to explode, killing him. Calypso: "The problem is, they never managed to stabilize the power source...
Sackboy: wishes to build a world of his own, and to have lots of ideas for it. He does have lots of ideas for it... but they're all from Calypso's twisted imaginiation...
Spike: wishes he had a better understanding of the monkeys he's always chasing. Calypso turns him into one.
Toro Inoue: wishes he was human. Calypso turns him into one... and then puts him in Silent Hill. In front of Pyramid Head.
Big Daddy: wishes for his Little Sister to be safe forever. Calypso shoots her in the face. Calypso: "Now she's safe forever in the arms of the Lord!"
Dante (DmC): wishes for some damn respect from the fans without having to change who he is. Calypso turns all the haters into creepy obsessive stalker fangirls that constantly want to molest him and draw hardcore mpreg yaoi porn of him.
Heihachi Mishima: wishes... for nothing. He believes that he's already perfect and that anything he can't get on his own isn't worth having. Calypso respects that and lets him leave. --- --- Proud To Be White Tiger's Only Fanboy http://knightmysterio.tripod.com/whitetigershrine.html Official Sweet Tooth of the PSABR Boards!