Say, Calipso (Twisted Metal) is an arcade final boss...

#21y_not_zoidyPosted 8/23/2012 1:31:16 PM
KnightMysterio posted...

1)Colonel Mael Radec: wishes for the ultimate battle. Cut to a cinematic, where Radec is begging for his life from two silhouetted figures implied to be Mario and Master Chief.

2)Parappa; wishes to perform the greatest rap ever. Calypso puts him on a stage and an interactive sequence starts... featuring a nightmarish rhythm game that not even the fastest button tappers in the world would be able to complete.


3)Jak & Daxter: Jak remembers hearing Sweet Tooth muttering about Calypso's tendencies to corrupt wishes and decides against it. Daxter gets an idea, and wishes for a 'huge party' with lots of 'hot chicks.' Cue everyone getting teleported to a party island, and then getting attacked by fiery demon chickens.

4)Nathan Drake: wishes for the opportunity to find the greatest treasure in the world. Calypso lets him find it... five seconds after Lara Croft had already taken it. He chases her down the mountain, but she gets away and becomes famous while Drake rots in obscurity.


5)Spike: wishes he had a better understanding of the monkeys he's always chasing. Calypso turns him into one.

6)Toro Inoue: wishes he was human. Calypso turns him into one... and then puts him in Silent Hill. In front of Pyramid Head.

7)Dante (DmC): wishes for some damn respect from the fans without having to change who he is. Calypso turns all the haters into creepy obsessive stalker fangirls that constantly want to molest him and draw hardcore mpreg yaoi porn of him.



1)Ha.

2)Freestyles the frick out of it

3)Wut

4)Lara:*TrollFace*

5) Doesn't he already turn into one in the games?

6) Wouldn't matter, Toro doesn't have anything to feel guilty about

7) Dacrap did I just read.
#22Majora999Posted 8/23/2012 1:31:23 PM
Memoski posted...
majora999 posted...
legendofskyland posted...
MaskedM4n posted...
So basically every one turns into Bad Luck Brian.


It's not so much bad luck, as it is Calipso being a professorial troll.


This. So much this. Don't believe me? Look up Axel's Twisted Metal: Head-On ending. It's pretty damn funny.


Just looked it up. It made my day.


Yeah. Tell me you couldn't TASTE the Trollface on Calypso there.
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#23y_not_zoidyPosted 8/23/2012 1:34:21 PM
majora999 posted...
Memoski posted...
majora999 posted...
legendofskyland posted...
MaskedM4n posted...
So basically every one turns into Bad Luck Brian.


It's not so much bad luck, as it is Calipso being a professorial troll.


This. So much this. Don't believe me? Look up Axel's Twisted Metal: Head-On ending. It's pretty damn funny.


Just looked it up. It made my day.


Yeah. Tell me you couldn't TASTE the Trollface on Calypso there.


My god, that was a d*** move.
#24Bestia_SomniaPosted 8/23/2012 1:42:50 PM
Fat Princess wishes for Cake. She gets it, but whenever she goes near the cake it moves away. She'll be forever trapped chasing after that cake. Then Calypso with a big troll smile will make the remark: "You can't have your cake 'and' eat it".

Nathan Drake wishes to find the greatest treasure. He discovers a pile of trash cans with homeless people wondering through them. Calypso with a big troll smile makes the remark: "One man's trash is another man's treasure"
#25Majora999Posted 8/23/2012 1:46:01 PM
Bestia_Somnia posted...
Nathan Drake wishes to find the greatest treasure. He discovers a pile of trash cans with homeless people wondering through them. Calypso with a big troll smile makes the remark: "One man's trash is another man's treasure"


That's the second funniest thing I've seen all week.
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#26legendofskylandPosted 8/23/2012 1:50:10 PM
y_not_zoidy posted...
KnightMysterio posted...

1)Colonel Mael Radec: wishes for the ultimate battle. Cut to a cinematic, where Radec is begging for his life from two silhouetted figures implied to be Mario and Master Chief.

2)Parappa; wishes to perform the greatest rap ever. Calypso puts him on a stage and an interactive sequence starts... featuring a nightmarish rhythm game that not even the fastest button tappers in the world would be able to complete.


3)Jak & Daxter: Jak remembers hearing Sweet Tooth muttering about Calypso's tendencies to corrupt wishes and decides against it. Daxter gets an idea, and wishes for a 'huge party' with lots of 'hot chicks.' Cue everyone getting teleported to a party island, and then getting attacked by fiery demon chickens.

4)Nathan Drake: wishes for the opportunity to find the greatest treasure in the world. Calypso lets him find it... five seconds after Lara Croft had already taken it. He chases her down the mountain, but she gets away and becomes famous while Drake rots in obscurity.


5)Spike: wishes he had a better understanding of the monkeys he's always chasing. Calypso turns him into one.

6)Toro Inoue: wishes he was human. Calypso turns him into one... and then puts him in Silent Hill. In front of Pyramid Head.

7)Dante (DmC): wishes for some damn respect from the fans without having to change who he is. Calypso turns all the haters into creepy obsessive stalker fangirls that constantly want to molest him and draw hardcore mpreg yaoi porn of him.





5) Doesn't he already turn into one in the games?


No he doesn't, but there is a game only in Japan where you pilot a small device to control them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cij19Zz45J0&#t=4m10s
#27KnightMysterioPosted 8/23/2012 3:50:26 PM
6) Wouldn't matter, Toro doesn't have anything to feel guilty about

He made a deal with a devil (Calypso). That's guilty enough right there.
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#28NewMoonShadowPosted 8/23/2012 4:50:15 PM
KnightMysterio posted...
6) Wouldn't matter, Toro doesn't have anything to feel guilty about

He made a deal with a devil (Calypso). That's guilty enough right there.


Yeah, I think there's only been one wish that wasn't turned back against the wisher, and that was when Sweet Tooth wished to murder Calypso.
#29Majora999Posted 8/23/2012 4:52:45 PM
NewMoonShadow posted...
KnightMysterio posted...
6) Wouldn't matter, Toro doesn't have anything to feel guilty about

He made a deal with a devil (Calypso). That's guilty enough right there.


Yeah, I think there's only been one wish that wasn't turned back against the wisher, and that was when Sweet Tooth wished to murder Calypso.


Actually I don't think he ever did. Once he wished to swap bodies with Calypso, but the only time he killed him was in Black, but it wasn't his wish (his wish was to put out the fire on his head, it would've worked, but if Sweet Tooth ever killed again it would come back. Man's gotta have his priorities.)
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