Proof that Geno Will Be Playable In This Game:

#1ViewtifulGenePosted 9/21/2012 5:06:48 AM(edited)
-Geno is from Super Mario RPG.
-SMRPG was released in 1996, which was 16 years ago.
-2 year olds can't play video games.
-Therefore most Geno fans are adults.

-Geno fans want Geno playable in a Super Smash Brothers game.
-BUT Geno fans are adults and Nintendo only makes games for children.
-Sony makes games for mature gamers and PSASBR is SSB for mature Sony gamers.
-Therefore adult Geno fans would rather have Geno in PSASBR than SSB.
-Square Enix has placed most of its major games on Sony consoles instead of Nintendo consoles since the PS1 era.
-Therefore Square Enix has closer ties with Sony than Nintendo.
-Therefore SE is an ally of Sony, not Nintendo

-SE is an ally of Sony.
-Geno is a Square Enix character.
-Therefore Geno is a Sony ally.

-Geno is a Sony ally.
-Lots of mature Sony gamers want Geno in this game.
-Therefore Geno will be in PSASBR if Sony wants these mature Sony gamers' money.

-Sony operates in a capitalist system where companies optimize profit.
-Sony would miss the opportunity to collect extra sales revenue from mature Geno fans if Geno wasn't playable in PSASBR.
-Therefore, ceteris paribus, not adding Geno would be a sub-optimal decision with regard to profit.

-Geno is a Sony ally.
-Mature Sony gamers like Geno.
-Not adding Geno would make Sony lose profit that otherwise would've been obtainable.
-Therefore Geno will be in PSASBR.
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#2AserrisNeptuniaPosted 9/21/2012 5:08:18 AM
Are you really yrying to revive those days of when everyone thought Geno was/wanted to have Geno in Smash Bros Brawl but with PSASBR?
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#3kupo1705Posted 9/21/2012 5:15:38 AM
This thread was kind of funny the first time, but not anymore.
#4ViewtifulGene(Topic Creator)Posted 9/21/2012 5:22:39 AM
kupo1705 posted...
This thread was kind of funny the first time, but not anymore.


The truth doesn't have to be funny.
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#5kupo1705Posted 9/21/2012 5:24:10 AM
ViewtifulGene posted...
kupo1705 posted...
This thread was kind of funny the first time, but not anymore.


The truth doesn't have to be funny.


Your words are as empty as your soul!
#6ViewtifulGene(Topic Creator)Posted 9/21/2012 5:24:44 AM
AserrisNeptunia posted...
Are you really yrying to revive those days of when everyone thought Geno was/wanted to have Geno in Smash Bros Brawl but with PSASBR?


I wasn't there. I wasn't a child at the time of Brawl so I didn't follow that stuff. But as a mature Sony gamer who recognizes the presence of mature Geno fans, I had to let the truth be known.
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#7ViewtifulGene(Topic Creator)Posted 9/21/2012 5:25:27 AM
kupo1705 posted...
ViewtifulGene posted...
kupo1705 posted...
This thread was kind of funny the first time, but not anymore.


The truth doesn't have to be funny.


Your words are as empty as your soul!


What is a secret? A miserable little pile of men!
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"Once again, ViewtifulGene's logic blows minds and crushes dreams." -TheGamingGolfer
Official Batman of the SSB4 Board
#8kupo1705Posted 9/21/2012 5:26:56 AM
ViewtifulGene posted...
kupo1705 posted...
ViewtifulGene posted...
kupo1705 posted...
This thread was kind of funny the first time, but not anymore.


The truth doesn't have to be funny.


Your words are as empty as your soul!


What is a secret? A miserable little pile of men!


But enough at you! Have talk!
#9T_l_M_B_0Posted 9/21/2012 5:32:04 AM
YES! I missed these threads.
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#10ViewtifulGene(Topic Creator)Posted 9/21/2012 5:33:03 AM
kupo1705 posted...
ViewtifulGene posted...
kupo1705 posted...
ViewtifulGene posted...
kupo1705 posted...
This thread was kind of funny the first time, but not anymore.


The truth doesn't have to be funny.


Your words are as empty as your soul!


What is a secret? A miserable little pile of men!


But enough at you! Have talk!


Die, world! You don't belong in this monster!
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"Once again, ViewtifulGene's logic blows minds and crushes dreams." -TheGamingGolfer
Official Batman of the SSB4 Board