I would have to vote HeroicMoises (or however you spell his name) for the best Sly. I've played him 1 v 1 and his playstyle is the most annoying playstyle I have come across. In the 2v2's we played, he dominates everyone. There were times where I didn't even have to do anything since he was destroying the other team all by himself.
The way you're being described, you're like the second coming of Christ lol. Add me? I want to see this super ultra meganess for myself :P