Round 1. Ready to fight? You're facing Heihachi Mishima, that's right. Fresh out of Tekken, sturdy and strong Both young and old and wearing a thong
I punch and I chop and kick and I win Or maybe I goof off with my bowling pin Wait you chose a battle with no items at all? Sorry, couldn't hear you, say hello to Tekken ball
Time to tag in Kuma, my fuzzy grizzly bear He'll claw you and sit on you and fart into the air Together we'll both kick your a** over the place Or I strap you to a rocket and I launch you into space
You swing at me, I counter, and now you're really pissed I crouch dash through another blow to Electric Wind God Fist The uppercut hits you squarely, followed by a kick spin This fight was over before it started, K.O. b***, I win!