lets make a rap about each character

#71fulcar95Posted 1/29/2013 4:38:03 PM
You better watch out,
I'm no ordinary fatty.
The ladies gave me a name,
they call me Big Daddy.

A true genetic monster,
you run when I walk.
Remember me now?
Yes, from Bioshock.

When you hear my groan,
you better run and hide.
I'll rev up my drill,
and tear out your backside.

With a running charge,
my force rivals a bus.
Knock you out so cold,
you won't make a fuss.

Just a punch to the ground,
will make the floor shake.
Send everyone flying,
from my mighty earthquake.

The elements are mine,
I can burn, freeze, and zap.
Juggle you in the air,
with my cyclone trap.

My little baby girls,
will have your limbs replaced.
Or I can go beast mode,
all over yo face!

Underwater? Good game.
Once I summon the Flood,
all the fish will dine,
on the taste of your blood!

~ BD
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"The more you sweat in training, the less blood you lose in war."
#72Rapper_ParappaPosted 1/29/2013 4:44:57 PM
Hey, hey, everybody!
Just check out the way I fight, everybody!
Yo yo, everybody!
It's the rap you've been waiting for, here's the party!

Uh oh, uh oh! Here comes the mics,
And now you're flying up and down in a flurry of strikes!
Rollin' away, you hope and pray,
Don't matter where you roll, I'll tech chase away!

Whatever trouble I'm in, I throw a Mic out again, it ain't a problem for the man!
And then I combo like that, buildin' up AP like that, nobody's better, that's the fact!

You gotta do what?
I gotta redeem!
Y'sure about that?
I gotta relieve!
You gotta do what?
I gotta receive!
But most important...
I gotta Believe!

P to the A to the R to the A,
Parappa's the name, I rap everyday!

C to the O to the M to the B-O,
Then here comes my Supers, ho! Here we go!

Now it's time, meet my Level One,
A boot to the head and then you're done!
Level Two, skateboardin' on top of you,
You, you, you, and you!

What's my name? Everybody scream,
Here comes my Level 3, now you'll have to redeem!
You gotta do what? I don't give a crap,
Nobody can escape the power of my rap!

Somebody say Ho!
HO!
Say ho! Ho!
HO HO!
Say ho! ho! ho!
HO HO HO!
Now scream!


Thank you! Thank you everybody!
And don't forget, you gotta believe!
Thank you!
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Sunny's my life, she's like a dice
I can't tell which way she'll turn 'till I spice!
#73blazin640(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 4:57:28 PM
fulcar95 posted...
You better watch out,
I'm no ordinary fatty.
The ladies gave me a name,
they call me Big Daddy.

A true genetic monster,
you run when I walk.
Remember me now?
Yes, from Bioshock.

When you hear my groan,
you better run and hide.
I'll rev up my drill,
and tear out your backside.

With a running charge,
my force rivals a bus.
Knock you out so cold,
you won't make a fuss.

Just a punch to the ground,
will make the floor shake.
Send everyone flying,
from my mighty earthquake.

The elements are mine,
I can burn, freeze, and zap.
Juggle you in the air,
with my cyclone trap.

My little baby girls,
will have your limbs replaced.
Or I can go beast mode,
all over yo face!

Underwater? Good game.
Once I summon the Flood,
all the fish will dine,
on the taste of your blood!

~ BD


Didn't expect a Big Daddy rap. I'm lovin it.
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There goes my free time
#74blazin640(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 4:57:49 PM
Rapper_Parappa posted...
Hey, hey, everybody!
Just check out the way I fight, everybody!
Yo yo, everybody!
It's the rap you've been waiting for, here's the party!

Uh oh, uh oh! Here comes the mics,
And now you're flying up and down in a flurry of strikes!
Rollin' away, you hope and pray,
Don't matter where you roll, I'll tech chase away!

Whatever trouble I'm in, I throw a Mic out again, it ain't a problem for the man!
And then I combo like that, buildin' up AP like that, nobody's better, that's the fact!

You gotta do what?
I gotta redeem!
Y'sure about that?
I gotta relieve!
You gotta do what?
I gotta receive!
But most important...
I gotta Believe!

P to the A to the R to the A,
Parappa's the name, I rap everyday!

C to the O to the M to the B-O,
Then here comes my Supers, ho! Here we go!

Now it's time, meet my Level One,
A boot to the head and then you're done!
Level Two, skateboardin' on top of you,
You, you, you, and you!

What's my name? Everybody scream,
Here comes my Level 3, now you'll have to redeem!
You gotta do what? I don't give a crap,
Nobody can escape the power of my rap!

Somebody say Ho!
HO!
Say ho! Ho!
HO HO!
Say ho! ho! ho!
HO HO HO!
Now scream!


Thank you! Thank you everybody!
And don't forget, you gotta believe!
Thank you!


and the dog of the hour arrives.
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There goes my free time
#75SoopaSte123Posted 1/29/2013 5:35:38 PM
Round 1. Ready to fight?
You're facing Heihachi Mishima, that's right.
Fresh out of Tekken, sturdy and strong
Both young and old and wearing a thong

I punch and I chop and kick and I win
Or maybe I goof off with my bowling pin
Wait you chose a battle with no items at all?
Sorry, couldn't hear you, say hello to Tekken ball

Time to tag in Kuma, my fuzzy grizzly bear
He'll claw you and sit on you and fart into the air
Together we'll both kick your a** over the place
Or I strap you to a rocket and I launch you into space

You swing at me, I counter, and now you're really pissed
I crouch dash through another blow to Electric Wind God Fist
The uppercut hits you squarely, followed by a kick spin
This fight was over before it started, K.O. b***, I win!

HAHHH HAH HAH!!