Oh. Gee. Because I really wanted a cosmetic thing that I never use, anyways. :I
Come on, SuperBot. At least give us more costumes. Those are better than some silly minions we'll only ever see at the start and end of a match, and whenever you get a triple kill. Costumes you'll be able to enjoy all the time.
I know it's not exactly heavily taxing on resources to make minions, but still...really?