I want to main you (no homo). I wanna train with you, bro. I wanna use ur lvl 1 super and hear you say EZZAH MONEH as you pwn teh noobs. I wanna see you spam super hard with that grenade launcher of yours and blast ppl in teh face with ur shotgun. I wanna see you flip everyone else the bird when you when, and count your EZZAH MONEH. I want you to show me how to get EZZAH MONEH. I want us to get to lvl 3 and nuke the map together *-brofist-* I want to use your badass icons and backgrounds. I want to spend all of half a second looking at your intro I'M THRU PLAYIN GAMES before skipping it. Come on, playa. What's takin' you so long cuz? C'mon man, quit messin' around with Kat and get here already. Homies ovah Hoes, remembah . . . ? Only 5 more days till EZZAH MONEY.