Things characters would never say.

#51McFordmansonPosted 2/17/2013 10:21:59 AM
Big Daddy: Say, are any of you good chaps in the mood for a quick spot of tea before we throw down the gauntlet and engage in a fair match of fisticuffs whilst exchanging witty banter?
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#52Aldaris87Posted 2/17/2013 10:33:01 AM
Drake: "I punched a marsupial."

"One can only match move by move the machinations of fate and thus defy the tyrannous stars." - Kain
#53Nightstryk3r619Posted 2/17/2013 4:41:02 PM
Mr. Zurkon: Mr. Zurkon has a candygram for you!

Mr. Zurkon: Mr. Zurkon has a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!

Sweet Tooth: Shop smart.... Shop S-Mart. (cookies to anyone who catches it)

Raiden: Yeah, I bet you were hoping for the guy from Mortal Kombat too... Sorry about that.
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