On today's show we will discuss Spike, the representative of the Ape Escape series. In this game he represents poaching. There is nothing wrong with poaching apes. That is not the issue today. Today the problem is in the introduction of PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale. Watch it. Did you see? Spike captures Parappa the Rapper, a "dog". Poaching pooches has been a problem since the Eisenhower Administration. It has to stop. Spike is teaching children that its ok to chase dogs and trap them in nets. This is bad. This has to stop. There is another problem. Parappa the Rapper escapes due to Spike's carelessness. Spike is supposed to be an example to young poachers everywhere. However, Spike is promoting the stereotype that children poachers are careless and let animals escape. The worse part about the introduction for PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale occurs right after Parappa the Rapper escapes. Parappa the Rapper goes to take revenge on Spike and the implication is that Parappa the Rapper is that murders Spike. No. That is bad.
Thank you. --- The official Pepsimaaaaaaaaaaaaaan of the PSASBR board. http://tinyurl.com/cyraxwin