Epic Rap Battles of PSAS!!!!

#1generalguy64Posted 10/21/2013 8:24:52 PM
Come up with Rap Battles for characters against their rival.
I'll start with Sackboy.


I am Stephen Fry,

and I'm speaking for Sackboy

He may look cute

but he's much more than a toy



His cake can shut down

even Kratos the brute

whereas you can barely move

in your old diving suit



Now he's takin' your Little Sissy

Stay and it won't be pretty

So why don't you go

and drown in your city
#2Stanger5150Posted 10/21/2013 10:05:47 PM
Doesn't matter. Parappa's rapping ability is OP. Nobody had a chance.
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#3Q_BlahPosted 10/21/2013 11:03:07 PM
Stanger5150 posted...
Doesn't matter. Parappa's rapping ability is OP. Nobody had a chance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKoRvGclLE

Truth
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#4Thunder_ArmorPosted 10/21/2013 11:14:30 PM
Jak:

Look who it is. The space furry who lives in a shack.
The Lombax who's about to get his ass cracked.
You ripped us off, fuzzy. Those are the facts.
Tell Insomniac to wake up and cut the act.

I don't care much for furry things. They kind of annoy me. (Daxter: Hey!)
But you make me sick. Maybe it's my allergies.
Do you actually think you're cool, with these weapons that do your bidding?
A gadget that makes your enemies dance? Are you kidding?

Ratchet:

Listen, elf boy. I don't have time for you.
I'm saving worlds. Go back to PS2.
We were rivals in the day, but those days have past.
It's obvious your company doesn't care about your ass.

You're a joke anyway. No one misses you.
Your goggles are ugly and your rat is too.
It could have been avoided if your games were actually fun.
Now get your ass out of my face or I'll Rip You a New One.

Daxter:

HEY! Watch it kitty cat! I'll have you know
That Jak and I know how to make your ass blow!
Naughty Dog hasn't forgotten about us, we're still around
We're prove it by bringing you and your toaster to the ground!

We got Dark Eco! Light Eco! Green, red, yellow, and blue!
You ain't special fuzzy, cuz Jak's got guns too!
We're tired of your crap and your s****y rap beats
I think it's about time for us to "make peace"!

Ratchet:

God, you're annoying. Do you ever shut up?
You're worse than Qwark! And that is saying much!
And really, little guy. What are you gonna do to me?
Force me to play Jak II? I'd rather die, honestly.

Daxter:

(Jak: RAWWWRGH!!!) Uh oh, now you've made him mad!
Dark Jak incoming! You better run for your dad!
Oh wait, he's dead. So much for that.
All right Jak! Let's teach this spoiled furry brat!

Ratchet:

Woah, woah. Calm down! No need to get violent.
Because if you do, *aims RYNO* I'll make sure you stay silent.
By the way, guess who else is on PS3 now? That's right, the raccoon.
Join the party sometime. Now let's go home to Veldin! Er, no... wait. Fastoon.

Jak:

*calmed down* We will be, Ratchet. We're just taking a break.
We'll be back and better than that dick Nathan Drake.
By the way, I just noticed. That thing that you swing.
It's a pretty big wrench. Compensating for something?

Clank:

Now, now, Jak. I have a compromise. But I'm making it quick.
You can be the second best hero with a furry sidekick. *laughs*
I enjoy telling them what to do. It has its merits.
Hee hee hee. Now Ratchet, set a course for Polaris.


...Holy crap. That was longer than the average Rap Battle I think. I'm proud of myself.
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#5DarkECOJakPosted 10/23/2013 9:23:43 AM
It's always so embarrassing to see people try to write raps.
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#6Thunder_ArmorPosted 10/23/2013 5:59:05 PM
DarkECOJak posted...
It's always so embarrassing to see people try to write raps.


I put effort into mine, okay? Be less nasty.
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#7generalguy64(Topic Creator)Posted 10/23/2013 6:07:44 PM
DarkECOJak posted...
It's always so embarrassing to see people try to write raps.


Let's see you do it. There are some pretty good ones on the community forums for this game.
#8blazin640Posted 10/23/2013 7:26:24 PM
Thunder_Armor posted...
DarkECOJak posted...
It's always so embarrassing to see people try to write raps.


I put effort into mine, okay? Be less nasty.


And you did a great job. Loved it.
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#9blazin640Posted 10/23/2013 7:27:26 PM
I actually did this awhile ago.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/668999-playstation-all-stars-battle-royale/65297336

Pretty good read.
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#10TheConduitGenePosted 10/23/2013 7:46:06 PM
blazin640 posted...
Thunder_Armor posted...
DarkECOJak posted...
It's always so embarrassing to see people try to write raps.


I put effort into mine, okay? Be less nasty.


And you did a great job. Loved it.


Yeah, I liked it too.
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