Look who it is. The space furry who lives in a shack. The Lombax who's about to get his ass cracked. You ripped us off, fuzzy. Those are the facts. Tell Insomniac to wake up and cut the act.
I don't care much for furry things. They kind of annoy me. (Daxter: Hey!) But you make me sick. Maybe it's my allergies. Do you actually think you're cool, with these weapons that do your bidding? A gadget that makes your enemies dance? Are you kidding?
Listen, elf boy. I don't have time for you. I'm saving worlds. Go back to PS2. We were rivals in the day, but those days have past. It's obvious your company doesn't care about your ass.
You're a joke anyway. No one misses you. Your goggles are ugly and your rat is too. It could have been avoided if your games were actually fun. Now get your ass out of my face or I'll Rip You a New One.
HEY! Watch it kitty cat! I'll have you know That Jak and I know how to make your ass blow! Naughty Dog hasn't forgotten about us, we're still around We're prove it by bringing you and your toaster to the ground!
We got Dark Eco! Light Eco! Green, red, yellow, and blue! You ain't special fuzzy, cuz Jak's got guns too! We're tired of your crap and your s****y rap beats I think it's about time for us to "make peace"!
God, you're annoying. Do you ever shut up? You're worse than Qwark! And that is saying much! And really, little guy. What are you gonna do to me? Force me to play Jak II? I'd rather die, honestly.
(Jak: RAWWWRGH!!!) Uh oh, now you've made him mad! Dark Jak incoming! You better run for your dad! Oh wait, he's dead. So much for that. All right Jak! Let's teach this spoiled furry brat!
Woah, woah. Calm down! No need to get violent. Because if you do, *aims RYNO* I'll make sure you stay silent. By the way, guess who else is on PS3 now? That's right, the raccoon. Join the party sometime. Now let's go home to Veldin! Er, no... wait. Fastoon.
*calmed down* We will be, Ratchet. We're just taking a break. We'll be back and better than that dick Nathan Drake. By the way, I just noticed. That thing that you swing. It's a pretty big wrench. Compensating for something?
Now, now, Jak. I have a compromise. But I'm making it quick. You can be the second best hero with a furry sidekick. *laughs* I enjoy telling them what to do. It has its merits. Hee hee hee. Now Ratchet, set a course for Polaris.
...Holy crap. That was longer than the average Rap Battle I think. I'm proud of myself. --- It isn't guaranteed to rip in the forearm. It's just a tendoncy. - _Bones_Zero_