My Voice Can Save Lobbies From Children Apparently

#1SaiyanMexicanPosted 12/4/2012 4:30:55 PM
*Long text ahead. All it is, is just funny stories on how kids act & how sometimes you can put them in their place.*

I have a mic (That Cool Wireless PS3 One), but most of the time I don't use it because I really have nothing to say. I don't b*tch & moan or spout obscenities throughout the game & when I do have it on I'm silent throughout the match unless I'm giving tactical instructions or playing with actual friends & talking then.

Last night I was playing some matches Solo, as I tend to do more than lobbying up a party, & on a whim I had my mic on. There were 3 instances where I silenced some children without being a jerk & I thought I'd share. My voice has been claimed to be deepish & smooth but I don't have the vanity to think so lol anyway:

-There was this one match where we were playing domination & this kid kept squeeling & yelling everytime he died, which was a lot apparently, & it was getting annoying. Another guy was trying to quiet him but it didn't help. So I used logic & told him, "Relax, it's not like we're playing TDM. Die as many times as you want just as long as you rush a point to win the game." It worked.


-Later that night in a different session, what sounded like two 10 year olds who by dialects sounded like white boys from Beverly Hills were talking "Gangster" to each other saying how the other sucked & calling each other The N Word, rapid fire with other negative words attached. I roared at them, "Both of you! Calm down & play the game! You're on the same team" & then they both shut up for a second before forming a newfound friendship to "insul" me by calling me an Adult & Old Guy. For a minute they put their attention on that as I laughed because I banded them together & got silence after. At some point they thought I left so I just played out the match in peace.

-The 3rd one is my favorite. When there's a really obnoxious kid like in this one match who was going on & on about how great he was & pwning everyone, trash talking & bleeding onto other mics, I like to put on the Voice Changer to the 3 notches on + & argue for a second to wait for the "I bet you're just a kid too, that's why you hide your voice" before switching to my real voice & going "You were saying? Now quiet down" & I got the funniest response of a defeated, "Ok....". Someone messaged "Thank you Bro, you're a hero for that one lmao".

Kids sometimes amuse me in matches. Any stories of your own?
#2JohnnyCage1933Posted 12/4/2012 4:35:30 PM
Two little Mexican kids playing on the same account...one named Mondo the other Charlie.

Charlie: Mondo u like black keeper
Mondo: in my butt

Over and over and over

I friended them and aged about 10 straight matches...I've nevef laughed harder in my whole life
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#3JohnnyCage1933Posted 12/4/2012 4:35:52 PM
Two little Mexican kids playing on the same account...one named Mondo the other Charlie.

Charlie: Mondo u like black peepee
Mondo: in my butt

Over and over and over

I friended them and aged about 10 straight matches...I've nevef laughed harder in my whole life
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psn: TaNkBuStA40
#4Jason_HudsonPosted 12/4/2012 4:38:15 PM
Some British kid had a go at an American friend of mine (I'm British, so he was in a British lobby), and I decided to talk down to this kid. Think I referred to them as 'public schooled council housed peasants'. They did not like that one bit - guess I was right. For a while they went on and on at me calling me a posh t*** and the like. I didn't back down and they rage quit.

One started sending me obscene messages and in the end decided to attach a picture that was pornographic in nature. Reported them all to Sony and the guy got banned. His friend raged at me over that.

Best part is I didn't even have to swear. Talking down to people with my accent apparently really gets on their nerves. Done it a few times now. Can't help my background can I? :D
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#5NO2_FiendPosted 12/4/2012 4:42:37 PM
I'm the kind of guy you hope never uses his mic because I'm the king at psyching people out by being either really annoying or just flat out trash talking. I'm not a great player by any means but I've taken down people that generally massacre the team I'm on just by pissing them off so badly that all they want to do is kill me but can't play to the top of their ability due to frustration. I can do it to a whole team of people too so one match we may get decimated then I'll turn on my troll charm and the next match they'll play like garbage.

I only ever do it on my trollphile because I'm pretty sure one day that account will get banned for the things I say but I always have such a great time doing it.
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I can't believe I've been here this long....
#6FakeFoolioPosted 12/4/2012 9:37:39 PM
I'm in my 20s but my voice still sounds late teenish so any threatening roars I make aren't ever taken seriously lol...