I might be a virgin, but at least I don't have to deal with this crap.

#31fatclemenzaPosted 11/6/2012 3:36:49 PM
From: angrybirdsdude | #020
i can be your gf when it's convenient

a/s/l
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#32SparkItUpPosted 11/6/2012 3:54:39 PM(edited)
chickenlard posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9IQ6Te6ss&feature=g-vrec

What a ass

And this one,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVBsUX-zCM

I work 8 hours a day and when I come home all I want to do is play videogames girls distract me from my goal and that is why I am A sexual. I love call of duty.


1st one is obviously fake, and the 2nd one (it comes off more authentic) deserved it. If he'd get his lazy ass off the couch and get a JOB so she didn't have to support his broke ass, he'd probably have a PS3 at the moment...Kudos to the 2nd one.
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#33PastyPCNerdPosted 11/6/2012 4:15:30 PM
Only low self-esteem guys, who barely can get any broads at all, actually use "getting laid" as "being cool". when we do things easily, we don't make a big deal out of it.

but, if a guy makes virgin jokes, chances are, getting someone to even be slightly attracted to him, is an amazing accomplishment...and he has a low sense of self-worth, so he needs someone to validate him.

every guy that I've ever seen make those v-card jokes, only gets a 6/10s or lower, and that's just because us dudes who are strong and cut up, don't even want those girls, so don't feel bad TC
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#34KabtheMentatPosted 11/6/2012 4:19:07 PM
Did you really use the term "v-card"?

That's incredibly something that rhymes with may.
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#35shiva9999Posted 11/6/2012 4:24:27 PM
BrooklynsOwn posted...
On a serious note.. if a female distracts you from living life she's a little girl.. my girl doesn't stop me from enjoying life at all.. seems like you need to find a woman..


So u saying he likes them old ?
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#36angrybirdsdudePosted 11/6/2012 4:24:41 PM
fatclemenza posted...
From: angrybirdsdude | #020
i can be your gf when it's convenient

a/s/l


14/f/japan
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#37fatclemenzaPosted 11/6/2012 4:26:25 PM
From: angrybirdsdude | #036
14/f/japan

thx but i have hentai g2g bye
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#38zxrax_alt_1Posted 11/6/2012 4:28:14 PM
From: chickenlard | #001
A sexual

Asexuality is underrated.

But I have to say, if I wasn't I'd be gay. I do have a 100% success rate with male genitalia - I've enjoyed playing with the only one I've tried.
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#39angrybirdsdudePosted 11/6/2012 4:29:03 PM
fatclemenza posted...
From: angrybirdsdude | #036
14/f/japan

thx but i have hentai g2g bye


2dpd disgusting
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#40shiva9999Posted 11/6/2012 4:29:39 PM
Just read this entire topic made me giggle
.. U guys sure are bored..
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