Who hasn't had any of that happen to them? My favorite is the "emptying your clip on the guy in front of you just to have him turn around and shoot you once" one, though they forgot "I fired at that guy first but he killed me anyway and the game never registered I pulled the trigger so I look like I'm trying to kill him with the stink-eye."
The word of the day is "Legs." Spread it around. GT: TimoInsano