I camping, they hating

#1AintThatSeriousPosted 2/1/2013 10:17:40 AM
As I sit in the corner of Slum's building
I ADS at the door and wait for a killing
'cuz I been crouching and camping so long
Even teammates think my controller is gone
But I ain't never camped a noob that didn't deserve it
Tryna get me three times, same path, y'all be hit
And you better watch how you run and gun me
Or you and your derpmates will kiss a Betty
And I really hate to sprint so I gotta camp
Raid's bedroom so purty, I love lamp, fool
This the kinda K/D players want to get at
Don't bother with SPM letusgoandforgetthat

Two Claymores, combat knife, waiting in campers paradise
This game, only thrice, kills in campers paradise
Left stick - don't use mine, sitting in campers paradise
Hearing rage on that mic, loling in campers paradise

LMAO at what they got me facing
1 by 1, pumped by this Remington
So I gotta I lay down with my iPad
Lightning-strike team-kill, lol I kno they mad
I'm a camping lil punk with streaks on queue
Set this Guardian right here for you know who
As noobs run in, I'll start a green piece convection
Now watch as we all get baked to perfection
I'mma shock chargin' FMJ wall-banger
Makin' you pubstars ragequit with so much anger, fool
I heard a scrub chuck an EMP at my Sentry
Time to dashboard, find a game more camper friendly

Tell me why they don't blind eye
Popped a swarm and watch 'em constantly die

Trophies so damn tight, protectin' my campers paradise
Hump shadows all the night, prone in campers paradise
Butthurt? Here's some ice, chillin' in campers paradise
GameFAQs for that whine, when ya live the campers paradise


Ohhh ohh ahhh ohhhh, ohh... Shh. Footsteps.
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PAPPAPPAP *bzztwhrr* WOW WAT A CAMPIN @$&!...
Ohhhh oh, ohhh ohhhhhhh, ah.
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#2karmaapainPosted 2/1/2013 10:21:16 AM
2 things:

1. You got too much time. Go outside.
2. I am now dumber for reading this junk
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#3QualiTPosted 2/1/2013 10:21:49 AM
tldnr
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#4darkshadowmasterPosted 2/1/2013 10:22:27 AM
Started off ok once I realized the song you were trying to go off of but just continuously went downhill.
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#5forgotten0285Posted 2/1/2013 10:22:28 AM
ITT: TC is too shy and lazy to record own song and make crappy YT flash cartoon video of it
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#6ralalooloo11Posted 2/1/2013 10:23:38 AM
No target finder? Fail.
No FAL/LMG? Fail.
#7FreshSquillaPosted 2/1/2013 10:26:23 AM
They see me camping
They hatin
In the closet on cargo tryna catch me camping dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
My shock charges are so loud
Im hiding
they hoping engineer gonna catch me camping dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty
tryin to catch me campin dirty

blahhh blahhh blahhh
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#8AintThatSerious(Topic Creator)Posted 2/1/2013 10:32:36 AM(edited)
Forgot about TF. Did this from work on my phone, damn haters

And lol at having too much time and simultaneously too lazy to make a video.

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#9CaffeineSnorterPosted 2/1/2013 10:30:40 AM
You should be ashamed. You have lowered the average IQ of this entire board for posting this abhorrent dregs of the English language.
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#10AintThatSerious(Topic Creator)Posted 2/1/2013 10:34:18 AM
CaffeineSnorter posted...
You should be ashamed. You have lowered the average IQ of this entire board for posting this abhorrent dregs of the English language.


Lol ok. This board is trash and endless trolling. I at least contributed something creative and amusing
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