I pretty much know as soon as I see the "news of the day" I'm going to be put on a losing team. I just play for the lulz that match, but the next one I try to actually win. If I'm the only one doing anything I just do what my team does, score-whore until I get a escort copter and run downstairs on Hijacked. Or some other way to mess with people.
Everyone on GameFaqs pretty much is a troll. This site honestly has the WORST user base I have ever seen. -Tuggboat1121