I am not trolling. Dead serious. It's almost hard to be bad in this game. This is going to come off as bragging or something, and i don't care at this point. Just genuinely curious.
Do you struggle with basic daily functions like driving and tying your shoes? This is one of the easiest online games in existence. I don't understand how going 5-20 is possible, especially when the guys who are 5-20 are the ones hiding in corners with bouncing betties and 870's. I'm not saying everyone should have a 2 k/d or something stupid, but seriously, if you're actually playing and trying how in the hell do you not break even or at least come close?
Unless you're literally skating across the screen because of lag then lag isn't a decent excuse.
And if you're playing an objective gamemode, please play the effing objective. I can't count how many times i've had 3 teammates right next to one of our flags that's being captured but they just continue derping around in their corner that's 10 feet away from the flag. Seriously, the announcer yells out that you're losing the flag and the flag flashes.
I have had a large number of drinks and i can still top the leaderboard with the a flipping pistol and have the most kills/caps/defends in the entire lobby while i have teammates who are all 8-17 or worse. I do not understand. This does not make sense whatsoever to me.
tl;dr: im mad.
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I stand to the side of the flag, but not cap it because I'm trying to cover a teammate who will cap it. I myself usually don't have a shortage of allies who are willing to sit on the flag while being incredible vulnerable.
I don't try and go plant the bomb because the enemy who is supposed to be on the defensive is instead spawn trapping us. I'm a decent player, but even that's not good enough against an organized party.
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