guys guys, i heard this great joke! Okay, here it goes: a physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "that's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hadn't he said he wanted only justice? But I couldn't. I could not tell her. It would have been too dark, too dark altogether.