Create a non-violent version of a weapon/perk for a kid version of COD

#1Cow KingPosted 3/27/2013 5:44:08 PM
Go ahead, make my day
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The greatest victory isn't by points or kill/death ratios. It's causing your opponent to rage-quit.
#2StigmaStylePosted 3/27/2013 6:02:38 PM
How 'bout an entire class?
Yeah, I didn't use 10/10, but whatever.
Primary

MSMC - Mr. Squeaky Moo Cow - This bubble maker is shaped like a Moo Cow and squeaks when squeezed.
BPM (Bubbles Per Minute) - 700
Refill Time (Bubble solution) - 5-10 minutes - 20 seconds if Helping Hands is equipped. ( Seriously, how is a kid gonna know how to refill a bubble machine?)

Attachments
No Tears - If you get bubbles in your eye, you can still see due to special bubble solution used.
Chocolate Milk Mod - The bubbles are now chocolate milk bubbles.

Secondary

Exeggutor - Wanna play Pokemon?

Perk 1 - Helping Hands - Allows actions to be performed quicker due to the help of an adult
Perk 2 - Quick Learner - Every time you refill your bubble machine, it takes 20 seconds less the next time.
Perk 3 - Sugar Rush - Can sprint forever.
#3LerthyrPosted 3/27/2013 6:08:35 PM
Engineer.

Marks all bullies in red.
Can reroll the lunch your mom packed you in case you didn't get the right Lunchable or SnackPack that you wanted.
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#4majorgalaxyPosted 3/27/2013 6:16:02 PM
probably will work out as well as counter strike for kids.
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#5roach06Posted 3/28/2013 5:32:41 AM
In Americas Army there used to be a mode called MILES which is like advanced lazer-tag that the military uses in training. You would fire blanks and when you killed someone, they would lie on the ground. Would be cool to have something like that for kids with strict parents.
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#6KiloMedaPosted 3/28/2013 9:00:14 AM
dead silence = "Tip Toe"

Lightweight = "Candy Boost"

RPG = "T-Shirt Cannon"

Claymore = "Puddle"

Bouncing Betty = "Jack in the Box"
#7SevenDayCandlePosted 3/28/2013 9:07:55 AM
StigmaStyle posted...
How 'bout an entire class?
Yeah, I didn't use 10/10, but whatever.
Primary

MSMC - Mr. Squeaky Moo Cow - This bubble maker is shaped like a Moo Cow and squeaks when squeezed.
BPM (Bubbles Per Minute) - 700
Refill Time (Bubble solution) - 5-10 minutes - 20 seconds if Helping Hands is equipped. ( Seriously, how is a kid gonna know how to refill a bubble machine?)

Attachments
No Tears - If you get bubbles in your eye, you can still see due to special bubble solution used.
Chocolate Milk Mod - The bubbles are now chocolate milk bubbles.

Secondary

Exeggutor - Wanna play Pokemon?

Perk 1 - Helping Hands - Allows actions to be performed quicker due to the help of an adult
Perk 2 - Quick Learner - Every time you refill your bubble machine, it takes 20 seconds less the next time.
Perk 3 - Sugar Rush - Can sprint forever.


Somebody won.... What about the Tactical and Lethal Grenades?
#8ZuxtronPosted 3/28/2013 9:15:51 AM
SevenDayCandle posted...
Somebody won.... What about the Tactical and Lethal Grenades?


Lethal grenade would be a water balloon, and tactical grenade plays music that makes the opponent dance, which prevents them from acting for a few seconds.
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#9SnickleseedPosted 3/28/2013 9:20:18 AM
you mean there's a non-kid version of CoD?
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#10MsnWitSasquatchPosted 3/28/2013 9:29:36 AM
Snickleseed posted...
you mean there's a non-kid version of CoD?


Ha, 100% agree